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kelly kaos

Don't you wish your girlfriend was a rinsin' hardcore bloodclart junglist like me?

About Me

i make films and do what i can to promote the independent scene keeping art alive and trying to fight the censorship is what its all about fuck money, fuck the government and fuck the system.

My Interests

gigs, festivals, and chaos with the best mates ever yeah awww , films, reading, photography, zines, working on my fx, making short movies, sharks and lizards (maybe one day they will breed to make a super race thatll take over the world and the sea or is that the royal family ahhh david icke jokes how can you not) . i have a possibly unhealthy interest in world war 2 so i guess you could say history. im a gamer and love my ps2 ...mianly into survival games aka silent hill and res evil style
kissing sharks

I'd like to meet:

first and for most slaves to the dirty bassline.....

im here to make films and talk to any other independent film makers so if thats you gimmie a shout .
anyone who knows who the people in this picture are fucking legend

I created my own profile using Crash and you should too!
You are Vyvyin the punk rocker who loves to smash
things up. You don't need to open a door to use
it. You don't need to worry about your grades.
You have not a care in the world besides
worrying about what next nasty thing your going
to do to Rick and Neil. Also how to get rid of
the shocking hangover you have.

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Music:

gbh, vice squad, blitz, blatz, exploited, pantera, slayer, rancid, leftover crack, discharge, BLOOD FOR BLOOD, hatebreed, agnostic front, LUNACHICKS, patti smith, l7, bikini kill, bloodlined calligraphy, x ray spex,cocksparrer, walls of jericho, converge, eyehategod, madball, terror, melt banana,hole, atari teenage riot, lolita storm, shitmat, scotch egg, andy c, mampi swift, kenny ken, hazard and some other drum n bass as long as its dark and dirty bassline theres too may to mention them all

Movies:

redneck zombies, toxic avenger (all of),leon, donnie darko, amelie, run lola run, ghost world, evil dead triology, braindead, fifth element, true romance, stand by me, sleepers, shaun of the dead, dawn of the dead, day of the dead, night of the dead,devils rejects,house of 1000 corpses hum if its full of cheesy effects and gore ill prolly love it.

also a sucker for old black and white horror movies ala....

and i love the whole german expressionist era like caligari. ahhh war films and i have a soft spot for old time gangster ala james cagney "youll never take me allive copper seeee" im also well into independent low budget movies so if anyone makes them and want an honest opinion send them my way and i may do likewise.. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

i dont watch much tv coz i end up watchin crap like charmed if i do. im a sucker for cartoons tho none like the early 90s late 80s stuff tho thundercatsoh fuck yeah spaced duh

Books:

im a total comic book freak but a side from that...patti smiths complete lyrics and notes, the wasp factory-ian banks, lost souls- poppy z brite, englands dreaming. everything i learnt about film making i learnt from the toxic avenger-l.k., make your own damn movie-l.k im more of a fan of non fiction to be honest im too much of a realist for happy happy joy joy fiction thanks id rather know the facts and true stories are the best kind

Heroes:

romero hes an amazing director as is rob zombie lloyd kaufman the true independent perservered with what he wanted to do and is now doing something he loves .....i wanna have my own film company so thats inspiring to me and miss love u may hate her but i love her shes a strong woman shes not afraid to say what she wants even if it does make her look a lil crazy even if it is the crack talking on that note the lunachicks coz they kick ass
You are The Lunachicks. Yer pretty in the eye of
the beholder,you love yer tattoos and love
being totally obnoxious even more. You don't
take yourself to seriously and that's what
makes you so fun. Your gay or unattached.

Which punk rock goddess are you?
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My Blog

patti smith

am i the only one that thinks she is still amazing ?????????
Posted by kelly kaos on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 02:57:00 PST

this is england

check this shit outamazing film a must see if not only for the classic line."why did you get her porn for shes a girl she can look at her own nipples"haha classicon a serious note tho more relevant no...
Posted by kelly kaos on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:44:00 PST

agencies and jobs

what a load of bolloxput loads of jobs in the window and when u go in they say they aint got nothing grrrr and to come back when they can be bothered to register you when your already there!!!!!!!!!!i...
Posted by kelly kaos on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:23:00 PST

update

good news all round. 'it came from the sky' was delayed but is being filmed this weekend so all goin well once its all edited will get it uploaded with some other projects on a film page ill get up a...
Posted by kelly kaos on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:42:00 PST

shorts and graffiti

..> shorts and graffiti few projects coming up 1.they came from the sky short film cheesy b movie currently workin on this filmin over the next few weeks 2. un named short film thriller murder fi...
Posted by kelly kaos on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 06:04:00 PST

links for info

  police state uk id cards cctv        ...
Posted by kelly kaos on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 03:17:00 PST

to my policeman

"I'm sorry, I'm 35 I don't have time for this, I am not customer service".... in the words of steek... Oh, so what are my taxes paying for? Your ginger children? I hope they die under the wheels of a ...
Posted by kelly kaos on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:10:00 PST

tis true

"Youre more punk, hardcore, mod, straightedge, emo, indie than me. Your hair is cooler, your pants are tighter, you have more tattoos. You have cooler pins on your messenger bag & your favorite ba...
Posted by kelly kaos on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 03:55:00 PST

new year

2007 already time proper flies by 24 this year eek.   ok so this year i got alot to do! jan= get some short films done i want to have filmes at least 3 15 minute pieces by the end of jan in time ...
Posted by kelly kaos on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 04:59:00 PST

st basils help!

please sponsor me im going to take part in st basils sleep out which emans spending the night under the stars in the car park at st basils. the money raised will continue to proving support for over ...
Posted by kelly kaos on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:05:00 PST