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gabriel

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About Me

Ok.. I decided its about time for my yearly update of myspace. Anybody who knows me knows what I mean.. I hardly ever get around to updating my page. But there is big news. Big enough to justify me updating my page.

I'm going to be a dad! I never expected to say that this early in my life, but sometimes unexpected things happen. Despite the timing, Lisa and I are actually very excited =)

its... uh... cute.. o.O

Oh yeah.. About me: I'm pretty much just awesome. And if you don't agree, then what are you doing here? gtfo. leave. now. kthx.


(Personal note to Aaron: I realize that they can be quite amusing.. but please try to keep the drawings of penises to a minimum. Thanks ^.^)
(P.S. Poop on the other hand, is just hillarious.. draw all the poop you want =D )

My Interests

I like poetry,
long walks on the beach,
and poking dead things with a stick

But really.. Lisa, Snowboarding, Camping, Backpacking, Fourwheeling, Longboarding, Lisa, Music, Aviation, Travel, Snowmobiling, Yuppie art festivals :P, and much much more.. I'll give anything a good try
I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

I adopted a cute lil' emo fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

I'd like to meet:

ur mom.

Music:

I don't discriminate... I like most kinds of music, but sometimes I have to be in the mood to listen to a certain genre.

Some of my favorites right now are: Lisa Helms ;), Finch, Deftones, Underoath, Radiohead, Thrice, AFI, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Taking Back Sunday, Dashboard, Thursday, Hot Hot Heat, Brand New, Blindside, Incubus, Senses Fail, Bright Eyes, Jack Johnson, Eric Clapton, Paul McCartney, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, The Pixies, Smashing Pumpkins, Flaming Lips, Eisley, Death Cab for Cutie, Atmosphere, Aesop Rock, Sage Francis, Frank Sinatra, Johnny Cash, and many many more..

God damnit, my video stopped working.. I'll have to find a new one later.

Movies:

I love movies. I worked at a video store once. Cool huh? kthxbyenow
Memento, Being John Malkovich, The Life of David Gale, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2, Reservoir Dogs, Four Rooms, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Interview with the Vampire, Chicago, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 21 Grams, Requiem for a dream, Trainspotting, 28 Days Later, Snatch, Blow, Donnie Darko, The Last Unicorn, Willow, Labrynth, The Dark Crystal, Monty Python: Life of Brian, Monty Python: And now for something completely different, I .. Huckabee's, Office Space, Night of the Living Dead, Blade Runner, Alien, Aliens, Total Recall, Pretty much all of the old school Disney movies.. Robinhood, Snow White, The Fox and the Hound, Peter Pan, 101 Dalmations, The Black Cauldron, Sleeping Beauty, The little mermaid (I was in love with Ariel.. shh don't tell anyone), Aladdin (not quite as old school.. but one of the last really good ones).
I am sick of writing this stuff now, so I'll add more to the list later... maybe.

Television:

Don't watch it much, but when I do, its usually Cartoon Network! Also.. The Real World somehow manages to suck me in and keep me captive until, hours later, I manage to regain control of my mind and I wonder what the fuck I was doing.

Books:

Ender's Game series, by Orson Scott Card; Battlefield Earth, by L. Ron Hubbard; Harry Potter, by JK Rowling (admit it.. its good); The Da Vinci Code, by Dan Brown; Choke, and Lullaby, both by Chuck Pahlaniuk (I need to read more of his books); I need to pick up some Hunter S. Thompson next, because I've heard nothing but great things..

Heroes:

My parents, Maynard James Keenan, My closest friends (you know who you are)

My Blog

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Posted by gabriel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST