After seven years of serving time in the thinking chair for digging the toys out of cereal boxes, I homesteaded at the community liquer store where I was quickly discovered by a top hollywood sanitation worker who gave me a thrilling job as the getaway driver for a pick-up scheme. But alas, my heart was torn between the allure of urban recepticalism and my true passion of providing an ever adoring public with my particular brand of tasteful truck stop bathroom graffiti. However my insatiable wanderlust made my feet itch so that I cleverly punched lethargy in the face. And now, with my eyes glazed over and a hankering for chocolate chip cookie dough and snuggling I meander through a down filled world that both commands and consumes me... then hides.
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