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emily

I am here for Friends

About Me

for tears, i have met my quota for this year.

My Interests

Shrimp Thunder (or the S.T.)

I'd like to meet:

someone in town who isn't a tool

Music:

BRIAN ENO

Movies:

my movie section was getting too long. so. i have seen pretty much every movie ever made and liked about half of the ones i've seen. movies that i never get sick of are: city of god, holes, fight club, silence of the lambs, color purple, battle royale.
directors i admire are: stephen chow, terry gilliam, cohen bros, p.t. anderson, michele gondry, spike jonze, spike lee, jeunet, woody allen, jim jarmusch, hal hartley, kubrick, park chan-wook, wong kar wai, soderburg, fincher, julie taymor, milos foreman, akira kurosawa, among others

Television:

tv on dvd

Books:

dog years, tin drum, cat and mouse, they call me mad dog, breakfast of champions, house of leaves, book of five rings, invisible monsters, galapagos, the tao of pooh, me talk pretty one day, three hainish novels, the phone book especially the yellow pages, lost girls, coraline, alice in wonderland, nausea, intruder in the dust, you can't win, ender's game, city of illusions

Heroes:

eddie izzard, ratchet and clank

My Blog

if i had a bomb

i would blow up walgreens.i seriously think they require you to be mentally retarded to work there.thoughts?just to give you people an update who only read my blogas to clues about what i have been do...
Posted by emily on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:07:00 PST

butt camera

so.... i had to get a colonoscopy done yesterday. so... i had a camera shoved way up my butt. so... now i have pictures of my colon if anyone is interested, or has a scanner, i could put them on myspa...
Posted by emily on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 05:23:00 PST

i had a bad dream

last night i had a bad dream.i was in a parking garage with my dad and some man came up and shot my dad in the neck torsoand sternum.i ducked down to cover myselfand for some reason i knew he wanted ...
Posted by emily on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:40:00 PST

truck testicles

seriously there is a plague among truck owners......their cars are growing testicles.has anyone else noticed this trend???this is funny to me because these men are buying balls that look like man-ball...
Posted by emily on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 01:25:00 PST

i bought a new coat....

...at a trift store.and i only noticed yesterday that it is smelly.thanks should be given to all those people who have encountered me overthe past couple weeks in said coatand did not remark on its na...
Posted by emily on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:39:00 PST

Why i will never date a younger girl ever again...

i have been sick ALL week,and part of last week too...i feel like a big pile of ass...at first i thought it was just allergies,but now i think i should give creditwhere credit is due...so thank you mi...
Posted by emily on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 08:49:00 PST

my life as a dog

is a good movie.so yeah i had a very blah week 1/2.  things aren't going too great right now, but that is how it goes sometimes.  i had to get blood taken on monday and the lady drew it from...
Posted by emily on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 07:46:00 PST

my work is ghetto with a capital G

tonight my work was forced to close early because of "civil unrest in the mall" people came flooding into my work around, oh, 8:45 screaming that someone had a gun in the food court.  one girl wa...
Posted by emily on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 08:21:00 PST

del taco

fuck you for making your food taste good and giving me pains everytime i eat it. in case you didn't know my tummy hurts right now. i will be accepting gifts in the form of pepto ginger ale po chi p...
Posted by emily on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 04:43:00 PST

i have been infected

with a fucking parasite!!! it is now residing in bewixt my small and large intestine. and is fucking with the valve that separates the two. this was brought to my attention today by my chiropracter. ...
Posted by emily on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 05:37:00 PST