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About Me

i respond to ashley. i'll write it on my hand just incase i forget. you can too if you like.
first off, i just want to say that if your only going to add me just to reach your 5k friend count, dont choose to add me, click the back button on your browser. isn't myspace a place where you befriend people, and actually talk? dont mind trains, just dont expect me to join or apply, or whatever you call it.
on a lighter note. im this random little fillipino spanish girl from downtown toronto, yeah, canada, dont hate. im plain. but im one of the most complex mammals you will ever meet. i probably look like everyone. becase everyone fits into a mold. your not one of a kind or special, you just claim to be. im not as pretty as one of those girls in teen vogue, but im sure as hell one of the most real people you will ever meet. danng kid. im sure you're thinking, "everyone writes shit like this on myspace", and you're right everyone does. i might as well blab about it. because everyone wants to fit in right? NO. save your adolecent drama for dr phil. im veg, thats right. and im not just saying that because im "straight edge" or i saw it on someones myspace and i thought i'd put it there just for giggles. no, cause thats just stupid to me. going back to the straight edge thing. just because ou listen to punk and you have morals, (yeah people, yor not saving yourself from satan, you just have morals), doesnt make you straight edge. i dont get why everyone needs a label,like, i wonder where i would be "classified" under, help me out. so im not confused 3753573% time whenever i step into a mall.
i wear abercrombie, hollister, and american eagle, but at the same time, i have a black bandana wrapped around my neck. i have a brass nuckle necklace hanging from my neck, but my favourite earings are from tiffany's. i go to shows maybe five times a week, but i dont have choppy layers, and heavy eyeliner, and i dont intend on going into the mosh pit. because i dont plan on fixing myself up just to come out all sweaty and ucky, (forgive me, im 13 that word is the primamy basis of my vocabulary). i dont comprehend why i care so much, afterall. no one really reads this stuff right? im sure most of you only read this if you need something to steal to put in your own about me. truth is, "about me" is an incomplete process.
and sure, im not that great of a writer, or of a guitar player, (oh, unless we're playing guitar hero, then i kick some serious ass), im pretty creative, im hopefully going to and art school, depending on how well january 26 goes. so far, art is a matter of life. is more than a hobby, its a passion of mine. it always has been and it alwyas will be.
frans. ah, friends. im not going to say that cliche thing, and tell you they're my life, but they're pretty close. collin: he's the reason my parents pay $412136232 for the phone bill. monica: humph. another good reason why god gave the wonderful gift of menstration. that girl i can call and ask what happends when boyfriends do stuff like that. peebee: probalbly one of my oldest frans. you'know, that person you can look at and just laugh, not because she's ugly as fuck, but because you remeber your phone call from last night, and you have that sudden urge to play chubby bunny. britney: enough said. shes that friend. you dont even have to say anything about. carly: my newest friend. that friend that says hi 0.01 nanoseconds after you sign in. and the last person you say bye too. that friend tat you feel you've known forever, and you've met them like, last month. shes that person for me. lets face it. my friends are alot better than yours.
finishing off. i go to the skatepark to take pictures with astranged and random people, and the wonderful tags of art on the pavement expressing how much they love the police. my all time favourite song is the fourth drink instinct by cute is what we aim for. im not normal. i really have ADHD. so no one lied about my sanity. if that makes any sence at all. im super clumsy, ive fallen going up the stairs. im only thirteen, i know, im young, i dont need to be reminded. im a stupid eighth grader, and i dont look forward to graduating. because quite frankly, i want to be forever young. *song plays in background*. people claim im funny, but really, im a sarcastic asshole looking for an audiance. im sure whom ever is reading this, (because im sure your going to right click and copy, or your going to hit ctrl and v, alter a bit, and edit your profile with my about me), is wanting me to really finish it off well. i'll kep you wondering with crazy ideas in your mind. because im real, and random, and a tiger. so scream your fairytales and profanities to some one who cares, because, you guessed it, i dont.
a note. remember to scream until your lungs give out. thanks fall out boy.
okay. so. i was on sme kid's myspace. and there was some paragraph about how he doesnt know his dad. now i have insperation. i really dont know my dad. hes basically unheard of. ive never seen his face. or heard his first name. clearly, i have nothing to complain about. i have what i need. i have more than i need, actually. but i have that what if factor. what if he didn't leave my then 22 year old mother, alone, and pregnant. what if he and my mommy got married. what if he has someother family out there. what if they found ut about me. what if. what if. what if. what if. but the fact of the matter: what if shows up on my doorstep. answer? shut the door. that sounds harsh. but. im better off. let alone what will die
right now? thats basically life now. need more ashley? [email protected]
i like being stereotyped,
and
i'll judge you and stereotype you,
then shove you in a category.
so prove me wrong.
like daniel cook would say, i dare you.thats absurd! i love it.
get off your ass. im finished. go do something productive.

My Interests

justinbobby; ohmy. BOOOOM! i'm here! TADA! ahahah you know your glad that i'm writing here. coz i'm so dammmmn special to you ryt ryt? lmao. mwahahaha let's go shopping ! "fer sher" hehehe. so what can i say about you fran? uh.. 1. i love you to death 2. your retarded 3. uh.. ur nice? 4. bleh 5. "i'm not a whore i'm a DAMMMN unicorn!" THAT'S IT! .. i think .. okay bye bye BFRAN!
PART2hiii*waves ecstatically* mwahahah ima smell like mangos and you smell like cucumbers! ahaha get it cucumbers. you're prolly saying,"that's sexually stuff". ahaha. anyways ima take a shower and i just decided to hack you coz i WANT to.(: and thx for the whore code. mwahhh

got mauled by a lelphante.

No, the question would be, "Can You Lace It Up?" and you probably can't, so I wont ask! HarHar. it was dumb for a while, but its funny for a lifetime. I know, corny much? Haha. It's nice to know that you cant trust me with your life. Thats okay, I'd probably to irresponsible with it anyway. I swear to god, that was so retarded. For A second only though. Okay, well, I'm running outta things to say. JAMES!

ANOTHER CRISIS?!?!
Hoy panget! HAHA, gets funnier each time, doesn't it? LALALALA, I'm a little random todaiie, but whatever is wahtever. And, yeah, I know I spelled it wrong. Wala na po. I'm such a FOB. And by that I don't mean "fall out boy" so shatt app! today was the most random, "bird kept a cage...and not be able to fly." HAHAHAHA. I cant breathe, gotta get air. Or maybe I'll go take a dragg...

an al

HEDGEHOGS ARE AWESOME!
woah, random isn't it? SO GHAY, OH SO GHAY. we built this city on rock and roll!!! lmao, that was an overbundance of awesomeness. I don't really know what to say. uhhhh, umm, CALM DOWN, CALM DOW, I HAVE A.D.D. [analise don't doodle] ashuhleey is cooler than youll ever Knoww..she dances like no one is looking, she sings like no one can hear her, she acts as if she doesnt care to be in troublee, she laughs like theres nothing really to laugh aboutt..and shes my favourite seventh grader.

ash, ashley.ahem [derek zoolander] waht can i say bout this girl? shes so retarded. hahaha, i know, im not supposed to say that, im her kuya. whatever. Im not exsacly not quite shore what to say..CMNT THIS GIRL, MSG THIS GIRL, LOVE THIS GIRL. what else can i say about you?
MRCORDERO.

dough. she is my LOSER right here..lmao, that sounds mean, its true though..you are my loser, arent you??!? haha, naw...whom ever is reading this, you shoud know that this girl..ashley..is one of the coolest girls you will ever meet, shore, shes a little, weeieeww...but besides that, shes super gnarly..

ALX ahly, its really sad how me you klb and lxe have these short forms for our names, its really pathetic actually. haha, no, that mean..ill try to talk in short form. "hey asly, hw ws yr dy to dy? ws it gd? thts nice.." see, it sounds so gay..lmfao! haha, well..ill promote you for a quick second.."see this girl, her name is ashley(asly) shes really cool, but she can be a dork..shes one of my closest friends, and if you piss her off, i have the whole of oshawa on my side..so BRAAP! watch yo self boii, you might have wite kids after you!

JACKTARD ! this girlly is the coolest girlly you will ever meet..oh, shes probaly one of the most clumsiest girrllys you will ever meet as well. take todaii as an exsample, she fell..going up the stairs..i know, loser right? whel, n e waiis, i lab her...soo! lxe

KLB HA! Friggen Loser, how did you fall going up the stairs? Defy gravity lately? Naw, I'm jocking..knowing you you probably had a blonde moment while walking up the stairs. Now, I'm just being mean..I should be really nice to you, huh? Yeah, I should. Well It's UNANAMOUS! From Now On I Promise To Be Nice To Ashley..Always And Forever And Ever, Amen.

Fuckface, whats uhp? lmfoo, friday was funny, only you would fall down going up the escalaitor. haha! oh, and the ketchup you spilled is still on me, thanks. ah...do you still have white out in your hair? "no lemme c you bounce fligguah'" classic line right there...SO are we going to eatons todai? or are we just chillaxing as usuall?? haha, well any waiis...im running outta things to saii. CDY

Hallo, my darlin! Woah, i sound like something outta a Western! Teeheehee, lmfao, CDY was right, only you could fall, what were you doing anyway..Oh, yeah, you were with Collin O.o! Haha, "I Make Dough Like Croissants!" who said that it came outta nowhere..Lmfao, I'm so jealous now..I want your VANS so badly..coolness, are you getting the blue ones today? Are we even going to Eatons, or??? Whel, whatevas whatevas..ILY! BRTNY

ashhley-bo-bashly! it just struck me you have like a million and one nicknamess..lucky! lmfaoo...what can i say about chu? okay, i got it. people, this is ashley, i would hate her too, if i didnt know her. shes super cool, but really, shes a really big nerd. she talks too much, but at the same time she doesnt know what shes talking about. she likes too shop, but then after she regrets it. she flirts with guys, then hates her self for doing it. she laughs non-stop, but really theres nothing to be laughing at...get the point soo farr? this girl is two sides of a loonie. ahaa, i made a pun! well, kinda...anywayy..you got/understood/comprehended my point! weel, that was me, {krla}

hey, for the record, i love you more than alx doess! lmfaoo...uhm, this has now become awkwardd..and yeah..uuhh..soo...oh yeahh...lets just start overr...there isnt really that much to sayy, well..serves me right, so im just gonna say random thingss..PENIS! bahaha! weelll..i really am unaware of what to sayy....so whatever..pce out. (DRK)

ahha. this is ashley. she is the collest grade sevener i know! she makes me laugh so hard i pee myself. she is cool, althogh she may deny it. shes pretends to act ghett, just for kicks. she is awsum. but she isnt cooler than me. ahhha. marek

this is my best friend, and yes shes a loser, and ye, shes CLUMSY. falling is her hobby, fa-fa-falling is her hobby(ahahaha, inside joke) weve known eachother for like six years, and and are basically like sisters! hahaha. were toatal opposites(inside joke!) well, i loves her, thats it. muhahahah. mookie

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My Blog

forty things no one had to know. well, suckas, now you do.

..> do you suck lemons?: haha, suck, that sounds sexual. and no i dont, not on a dialy basis, anyway. how many times a day do you go to the toilet?: minum 3 what colour shirt are you wearing?: its...
Posted by ashleyabsurd. on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:43:00 PST

top 8 people, no, not on myspace, in general.

1 Peebee Buencamino2 Monica Zubieta3 Collin Ian Evans4 Britney Clameres 5 Carly Zedik6 Alex Evans7 Laura O'Rilley 8 Connor PatrickBasic Questions:Who have you known the longest? Ither ...
Posted by ashleyabsurd. on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:36:00 PST

Random.

Write 15 members of the same sex. 1. Peebee Buencamino2. Britney Clameres 3. Monica Zubieta4. Amber Zubieta5. Jenifer Mendoza6. Michelle Monfero7. Carly Zedik8. Alisen Patrick9. Ainsley MacMillan10. A...
Posted by ashleyabsurd. on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 09:48:00 PST

not the best, but hey, im WAAY bored.

Full Name: Patrica Ashley Bicomong Trinidad Ryerson.Nickname: Too Many To list.Sex: I have a Vagina.Birthday:March 2, 1994 Heritage: Coloumbian, Madrid-dian, AND A BLOODY FILLIPINO!Hair colour: At The...
Posted by ashleyabsurd. on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:04:00 PST