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Dick Fitzwell

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About Me

Well what can I say about me, let's see I'm 38 years old[I act like I'm 17] I'm currently homeless and my car was destroyed by Shawn Miller and his TLE goons!!! I work at Wal-Mart [Wal-Mart...those bastards] on Seigen. I'm an incredible smartass, I enjoy mocking everything and everyone. I also enjoy playing spin the pickle, mailbox baseball [I believe I hold the local record for "hits"] having dinner with my boys on Friday nights, couch surfing, making people laugh, at my expense or somebody else's. I'm currently in "therapy" because I'm insane and a social misfit, so she says...
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My Interests

My dog Jeter, self destructive behavior, porn, my Zune , verbally abusing fellow employees, mastering the art
Create your own Friend Quiz here href="http://www.testriffic.com/friendtest "looking busy", and of course streaking. Still trying to figure out why PZ is paying $32,000 for a car that you are supposed to throw away after the first oil change!!!

I'd like to meet:

The "Spoon Man" You know who I'm talking about!!! The guy that invented Spam, Satan, J.D. Salinger, Nikki Sixx, Neil Peart, Andrew "Dice" Clay, the second shooter on "the grassy knoll", Bill Buckner [nice hands jackass], The Zodiac Killer, Boy George, George W. Bush, so I can kick him in the balls, Son of Sam, Ronnie James Dio, and last but not least, the king. No not Elvis, Timmy "Captain Cat Litter" Rogers.

Music:

Most any 80's metal, hair bands etc. Jimi Hendrix, Led Zepplin, Rush, Journey, The Speed Wagon, Styx, Dio,Motley Crue, Van Halen [not Van Haggar],Aldo Nova, Black Sabbath...I believe that music is the sound track of your life!!!
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Movies:

Is this some kind of joke? Have you seen my collection? Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 85% Spider-Man 55% Robin 55% Batman 50% Hulk 50% The Flash 50% Catwoman 50% Iron Man 45% Supergirl 35% Wonder Woman 25% Superman 20% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

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Television:

Don't have a tv....some black guy named Anwar stole it and sold it for crack!!! Your results:
You are Venom Venom 70% Two-Face 68% Mr. Freeze 63% Dark Phoenix 51% Catwoman 50% The Joker 40% Lex Luthor 40% Juggernaut 36% Green Goblin 36% Apocalypse 35% Dr. Doom 35% Magneto 34% Kingpin 28% Mystique 20% Poison Ivy 10% Riddler 0% Strength, disguise and adrenaline are your greatest weapons.
Click here to take the "Which Super Villain am I?" quiz...

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Books:

The Catcher In The Rye, Hustler, The Far Side. Your results:
You are Darth Vader Darth Vader 99% Count Dooku 95% Boba Fett 85% Emperor Palpatine 82% Darth Maul 79% Anakin Skywalker 78% Mace Windu 78% Jabba the Hutt 68% C-3PO 62% Yoda 60% Acting angry and scary has gotten
you where you are today.
Sure you dress cool,
but do you have any friends?
There may still be some good in you,
but it will take someone close to bring it out.
(This list displays the top 10 results out of a possible 21 characters)
Click here to take the "Which Star Wars character am I?" quiz...

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Heroes:

Anyone who can stand their ground. People who don't sell out and become "yes men". My 11th grade teacher... can't remember that bastards name though.

Which Mafia Don are you?


John Gotti
Born in The Bronx in New York City took NO hesitation to do what he had to do to get to tha top even if it meant Killing his Boss
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