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i dont do liks and dislikes, you want to know then lets have a conversation. but to keep you all occupied here comes some of my rants, the ones i could be bothered to write down. a lot of them are from different points in my life and means nothing now but i like having them around for nostalgas sake. enjoy!RANDOM RANTS:
perhaps the point of life is to burn out, fizzle away into nothingness, perhaps its to explode in a blaze or glory. i dont think either matters, i dont think pieces of paper make up our achievements in life and i dont think what people outside my group of friends think makes me a bad person. i think life is based on mental struggles and real world achievements. i love life and try to make the best out of it, or what i think is the best. its good enough for me so as far as im concerned everything else isnt my concern. live life now, take chances, take risks, take a break, take time out to understand yourself and the people around you, take the good with the bad, take drugs, take a look at the sun rise, take relationships seriously.
THINGS AND STUFF
always keep your best friends close, never ever let the good things outweigh the good people
try to show love in everything you do because maybe one day someone will decide that you were an ok guy
never listen to people in authority.
treat others as they have treated you.
read books.
take time out for yourself.
live life as much as you can, the only point of living is experience, if you get a chance take it.
take drugs.
watch the sun rise and set it wont take much out of your day.
dont hate yourself. if your reading this then trust me there isnt a lot to hate.
your mad, your sane, your good, your evil. these terms mean nothing ignore them and enjoy your time on this rock.
friends are the family of the 21st century
you are beautiful
sex is fun
fucking is fun
making love is fun
do things without worrying abobut the consequences
steal from big ol' capitalist stores, victimless crime is funny
give to charity but protest the idea of charity
if someone fucks you over, fuck em over tenfold
if someone does a nice thing for you, pay it back with interest
accept that not everyone is a nice person, trust me!
realise that these are only my opinions and dont mean shit.
dont kill animals
recycle
take some more drugs
drive in a car with bohemian rhapsody playing very loudly
visist a foriegn country(or arrange to do so with me cos ill probably be well up 4 it)
take relationships seriously
cry
laugh
break things
mind over matter huh?
i dont mind and it doesnt matter.
take life as it comes to you, ie go out and grab it
remember your unique just like everybody else
love is a dirty word
your your own whore, god, pet, death
and you are alive...believe it or not, no matter how little you are actually living
is self improvement really masturbation? or am i lazy?
i am lazy, trust me.
its true that the only thing im addicted to is self destruction
and the only point i see in life is sucking in the good and bad and spitting it back into everyones faces.
love is a dirty word
do not live you life doing something you dont want to
nobody has power over you
just say no
you are a number not a free man! but you can be a number that doesnt add up if you really want it.
scars are pretty, perfection is imperfection
we are all doomed to become paradies of ourselves and everybody else. you arnt different until you make a difference, until then you are dormant.
you are your own shit.
love is still a dirty word, life is better
heres a thought. fuck if god exists or not (he doesnt) but even if he did would you worship him anyway? FUCK OFF WOULD YOU! the same cunt that burns a town full of homosexuals, turns a mother of 2 children into a pile or salt for just for observing him commit this fucking attrocity and then lets the father and two daughters run off into the mountains where they then proceed to have incestuous sex (WHICH IS FINE!!!) with each other is not the sort of god i want to bow to. its all there in the bible. the god of free will and compassion. fuck that the old testiment is full of examples of god, who gave us free will, getting pissed off with us for not falling in line and smiting us off the face of the fucking earth. well fucking you morons you want to worship that cunt then fucking go ahead. see you in hell.
im fed up with listening to reasons and excuses for racism. making a comment about a person is either true or false. making a generalization about an entire group of people without having actually met each and every one of them is just always wrong. i dont give a flying fuck about opposing opinions, your welcome to them, but your still wrong. if you are a racist and are reading this i am in no way an ethnic minority so you cant use that against me, im a white middle class male, the group most likely to succeed in life, the reason im complaining is solely on moral grounds. i dislike people as a collective, therefore there is no further need to break them up into further sub catagories of people i dislike. i dislike religion also but thats as far as my prejadice goes, people are wankers and religion is, as karl marx said, "religion is the opium of the people". however what karl marx did not say was "kill all niggers blah blah blah". in fact the only excuse ive been able to find for racism is if you live in a past era, less enlightened times, now there is no excuse, end o story fuckers. thats just one of the millions upon millions of things i hate. there will be more.
FUTURE
this is how i imagine the future. were entering a world that if you look at it is fucking crazy, if we wanted to wed never have to leave the fucking house. you can sit at your computer and let the world come to you in a tescos logo bag were the easy generation the me me me all for one and none for all generation that need it now, got to have the new phone the new car, start driving, get into that ideal desk job, its almost pre ordained soon well be entering our sixteen digit voucher numbers for the ideal promotion package we want. well be able to choose the colour, size and sex of our children through genetic engineering and from there comercial production of humans..."well let me see you can have the McDonalds happy child with brown or green eyes"..."hmmm...does it come in female?".i wonder when man will become obsolete, its nearing the time when we dont make machines machines make us. i mean for fuck sake you can already get mail order brides....WHY IS THAT NOT FUCKING STRANGE TO ANYONE ELSE!
INNOCENCE
have you ever watched one of those little kids shows with the male and female presenters, the man dumbing his voice down to the tinyest meekest yet patronising voice and the female with a tongue dipped in liquid suger, makeup applied perfectly. sitting on some colurfull sofa in a colourfull cartoon house with all of there animal friends round for tea and adventures. what do you think gos on when the camera stops running, i like to imagine that the man, still smiling, bends down to lovingly inspect the tiny mound of fine white powder piled on the funhouse table before cutting it with an abbey national debit card and sniffing it up in using a crisp 10 pound note while the children skip and play around him laughing and smiling. and in the background across the sofa the stunning female presenter with the perfectly made up blowjob lips is bent across the bright orange sofa and clings to the cushions as the large purple dinosaur who we all saw hug the children with those big friendly t-rex arms before bursting into song, has his way with her...and she moans with him
the sad truth is that children do not stay children for long, everything around us destroys us and nothing can stop that. fucking 12 year olds know more dirty words than i do and gangs of 14 year olds mug people in the street. welcome to the real world
9/11
im fucking sick and tired and tired and sick of people fucking carrying on about 911. yes it was a trajedy, yes it was a shame...BUT SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT! people go on about it like it was the worst attrocity this world has ever known. IT ISNT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE! what about the millions mugabe kills off or what about pol pot and the killing fields, infact fuck that what about the millions of terrorist operations carried out by the c.i.a. in cuba, chili, el salvador, china, italy, vietnam and many more. WHAT ABOUT THE THOUSANDS OF INNOCENTS MURDERED IN THE NAME OF YOUR PIECE OF SHIT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. FUCK YOU AMERICA FUCKING FUCK YOU! one example in hundreds(and one of the most obvious) is the napalming of civilians, and the massacres of villagers during the vietnam war. why is that not harped on about, or how about the fact that south korea actually started the war there and that america back them because the other side was communist, what about the fact that when in asia at the end of world war 2 american troops whilst saying they were fighting the japs were actually killing the chinese sometimes alongside the japs just because, again, they were commies. why is none of this talked about. and im supposed to give a flying fuck that some american buisnessmen died and not about the chared corpses left by the central intellegence....i have far more respect for al queda because at least when they kill they dont cover there tracks like snakes. they kill in passion and they are bastards and dickheads raping thier own fucking religion through misinterpretation but THE C.I.A. ARE WORSE. FAR WORSE AND IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF THAT NOONE KNOWS THIS.
CHAIN POSTS
OMG I READ ALL THESE FUCKING STORIES AND POSTS ABOUT LOVE AND SHIT AND THEY SAY AT THE CUNTING BOTTOM THAT IF I DONT REPOST THIS ILL DIE OR POPPY WILL DIE OR MY MUM WILL CATCH AIDS OR WHATEVER THIS IS BULLSHIT I NEVER REPOST THIS ITS SUPERSTITIOUS AND CRUEL MAN ID LIKE TO FIND THE ORIGINAL WRITER AND ID GIVE THAT MOTHERFUCKER 4 FUCKING YEARS BAD LUCK I CAN FUCKING TELL YOU ID PUNCH THEIR TEETH OUT SO THEY CAN LICK MY BALLS WITH THERE MOUTH CLOSED OMG IT WELL PISSES ME OFF CANT SOMEONE SEND SOMETHING GENUINLY NICE OUT ITS PROPER FUCKING WANK...
FUCK YEAH
UPLIFTING MESSAGE
this is the only truely positive thing ill ever say.
you do not need anyone or anything, you are a strong individual who can knock down mountains tear up the sky and crawl to hell heaven and fucking luton and back! noone has a right to tell you that your a loser or rip on you for drugs, being jobless, not having a lover, failing in school, being broke or any of the stupid shit that at the end of the day means a fat lot of fucking fuck all! you are amazing you are special if your reading this i love you, always remember someone loves you and never forget that no matter how shit life gets and what ever god throws at you that you have the ability to throw one back and smack that mother fucker in the face.
NOT SO UPLIFTING
im sick of moaning about how shit i feel everyday but im sick of feeling shit so ill carry on. hang me from your wall and stare at me, this is all i want to say but never could so ill stoop to typing it. im a bastard who hates myself so much that i love watching sitcoms to cheer myslef up, hoping that my problems, like those on tv will go away in 30 minutes, that ill be ok and that people will look at me and empathise not sympathize and make me feel ok, i wish that ill be great in the future so much that ive almost dreampt the present into non existence and to tell you the truth i dont care. i want to be jd, a fictional character who is so clever and funny and great that it makes everything i do look like a joke, i wish i was funny or smart or that i as better in bed. i wish i didnt have rings under my eyes and dirt under my fingernails i wish i was perfect and that i radiated white light where i walked, i wish i was curt cobain and jeff buckley, both of whom are dead and i wish that i felt happy enough to fall asleep and never wake up, i love my family and friends more than i can say and i cant say that ive had a crap life and thats the worst part, i have nothing to be depressed about, but i still am. i hate myself, every fuckup i make in a conversation and every time ive ever hurt someone without thinking i hate it. i want to be perfect. but im not and never will be, and only bother typing this in the hope that someone i like is going totry to make me feel better. now this is pathetic
i fear hell more than anything else. but thats what hell is. your worst fear, but heaven being the opposite of hell must therefore be your most wonderful fantasy. thats why there is no point worshipping god. to avoid hell simply do what you can to bring about heaven on earth, lest you fall into the pit.its not about burning heratics or exploding buildings. do not kid yourselves prayer will not save you, god will not save you. people save people. these people are heaven, these people are the blood of civilization. make heaven today, if you dont then we will all see each other in hell.
i was thinking how amazing and trippy would life be if it were like a musical like you walk out your door and join hundreds of others in suits just like yourself running and skipping down the street waving briefcase's and singing at the top of their voices, when stuck in traffic people would jump on bonnets and honking horns in unison...damn right its an amazing idea, watch out tho soon enough youl have to pay to view it, this is future copyrite shit, so hands off lest i bugger you with a wrench
noone understands the plight of the drunk more than himself, in fact it could ring true that noone BUT this strange and marvelous creature can fully come to terms with the conflict he faces. what once was a clear and perfectly logical series of rather blurry events soon becomes lost in the mists of the stupor until the poor bastard, devoid of personal belongings and despised by an unfair and unjust world finds sanctury in a nearby bush, stewing in his own frustration. and this raises an interesting question. why? why does the planet turn against you when you drink beer, wine, spirits etc. in any colourful combination? is there indeed a vengful god above us? one who only sees fit to act on our everyday sins when we are at our weakest, raping our balence and sence of reason? the answer, sadly is no. no infact what is happening here is the tide of self flagelation sweeping across concsious thought, it isnt right, infact it is very wrong to assume a drunk travels peacefully for his is a world on the razors edge he tilts backward and forward from the abyss. either he wins and a good night and shit food follows or the gremlins come out from the goddamn pit and strike the fucker when he least expects it, and brings about all the rage of a bull in a blood bank. the drunk is wretched and proud, a saint amoung sinners, saying what needs to be said when it least needs to be said
hats off to the drunk, a truly special breed.
Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan Jamming to the Oldies
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