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BEER

I am here for Friends

About Me

Born in Sumaria, somewhere between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers about 6,000 years ago. 1919, a dark shadow was cast upon the earth as Prohibition was instituted. In 1933, however, my greatest fans and supporters finally won the fight against this great injustce. Ever since then I've been "the life of the party" by helping white people dance, in addition to being the cause of and answer to life's problems. I'm always there for you, and have no problems with giving you advice or helping you "hook up" with someone. Anytime you wanna hang out, just come pick me up.

My Interests

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Your taste buds