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Jimmy!

"NaNaNaNaNah, It's The Mother Fuckin F A Double G..."

About Me

I AM...loud, obnoxious, overweight, annoying, in your face, argumentative, horny, allegedly funny, happy, go lucky, young-at-heart (well, a toddler at heart to be fair), scared of AIDs, scared of dying young, Always up for a fucking larff, full of bad language, a raving homosexual, a recreational drug user, or 'addict' if you like lol, a part time cigarette smoker, an outcast, a part of the in-crowd, a bit on the pink side, a drinker, a slag, and an avid Big Brother fan. Oh, and an actor, allegedly.I AM NOT...Amused by silly people, easily convinced about things, forgiving, a crook, a bunny boiler, a candle stick maker, a porn star, good at first impressions, two faced, a bad bitch (as opposed to a good bitch, which I most certainly am), a fan of American dramas on the whole, an idiot, a fool, heterosexual, bisexual, good to be around when i've had too much to drink, a fan of butch lessers. And of course, I am not THAT fat. MyGen Profile GeneratorDonovan once Said :He's five foot-two, and he's six feet-four, He fights with missiles and with spears. He's all of thirty-one, and he's only seventeen, Been a soldier for a thousand years.He'a a Catholic, a Hindu, an Atheist, a Jain, A Buddhist and a Baptist and a Jew. And he knows he shouldn't kill, And he knows he always will, Kill you for me my friend and me for you.And he's fighting for Canada, He's fighting for France, He's fighting for the USA, And he's fighting for the Russians, And he's fighting for Japan, And he thinks we'll put an end to war this way.And he's fighting for Democracy, He's fighting for the Reds, He says it's for the peace of all. He's the one who must decide, Who's to live and who's to die, And he never sees the writing on the wall.But without him, How would Hitler have condemned him at Dachau? Without him Caesar would have stood alone, He's the one who gives his body As a weapon of the war, And without him all this killing can't go on.He's the Universal Soldier and he really is to blame, His orders come from far away no more, They come from here and there and you and me, And brothers can't you see, This is not the way we put the end to war.Bit true...? Yep.

My Interests

I enjoy long strolls feeding the ducks in the park and sucking cock til sunrise.

Music:

Elvis Presley is a GodAnd, Obviously,

Television:

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Books:



adopt your own virtual pet!Sharon Osbourne - Xtreme, Katie Price - Being Jordan, And mostly plays and stuff. If you ever get the chance to, read 'Attempts on her life' by Martin Crimp. It's amazing writing, and really good reading.

Heroes:

All of my heroes are my friends.

My Blog

Jaws...

Der nah, der nah, dernah,dernah, nernah nernah nernahnernah derna-dernah dumdi dum dum, dum de dum dum.Jaw, is on a one,See you when I get back.Jimm  xxxxxx
Posted by Jimmy! on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:17:00 PST

Nicole And Jimmy Get The Munchies...

The other night, Nicole came to York for a loverly mash up with me.  This is our journey... As soon as we got to York, I made a really strong joint, for us to get giggly.  Little did I know,...
Posted by Jimmy! on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:37:00 PST

I really wish...

I really wish I was back in York!   I really miss all my real friends.  Yeah, i've had a great family Christmas, but I just wanna sit in my house in York, smoking, possibly doing drugs, watc...
Posted by Jimmy! on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:34:00 PST

Failure...

Ok, as many of you people will know, uni asked me to leave, cos I wasn't actually going, and hadn't been since, well, hadn't been to a full weeks lectures ever.  And they let me withdraw, and re-...
Posted by Jimmy! on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 06:34:00 PST

I'm really really...

Excited!  I'm gettin my hair done tomorrow at 12.  I'm gonna look hotter than I am now with ma jew fro! For those who don't know what a Jew fro is, it's a term coined by gays and lesbians (m...
Posted by Jimmy! on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 04:03:00 PST

Jew-fro...

Hey.   I've got an appointment on Friday to get my hair done, and so I thought i'd let you know, the Jew-Fro is GOING   Jimmy x...
Posted by Jimmy! on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 05:52:00 PST

AS IF I'm moving...

Oh my shitting god.  I'm moving like, one week today.  I'm so scared and nervous and excited.  My contract starts like, the 9th, so I should technically move in then,  but I've got...
Posted by Jimmy! on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 10:59:00 PST