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Ruby

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About Me

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Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend. A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Forgiveness is the glue, that repairs broken relationships. Nature has given to men one tongue, but two ears, that we may hear from others twice as much as we speak. True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words. A friend is someone who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself. It takes a long time to grow an old friendAbout me.... I sell drugs for a living (legally), live in a 'burb of Seattle, happily unmarried and no spawn. I have a plethora of great friends, some family here and have no plans to return to live in Wyoming. I practice Wicca, believe in Karma and fate, and am hopelessly addicted to boys.
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You Are a Rainbow
Breathtaking and rare
You are totally enchanting and intriguing
But you usually don't stick around long!
You are best known for: your beauty
Your dominant state: seducing What Type of Weather Are You? ruby --
[adjective]:
Insatiable to the point of crazy
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My Interests

Reading, laying on the couch. Getting my fat ass up and going to the gym even though I hate it. Whatever catches my attention for a short period.

I'd like to meet:

The person who invented pantyhose so i could KICK THEIR ASS!!Clive Barker. Kevin Smith. My soulmate.... TUCKER FUCKING MAX!Ren and Stimpy
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Music:

The band currently playing on my site is Land of The Blind. Check them out on MySpace. If you like great melodies and unique sounds this is the band to hear. The Tea Party. Depeche Mode. Disturbed (excellent for the gym). The 80's hairband cassette tapes that I found cleaning my closet. Buckcherry (my current obsession) Marilyn Manson, the Bee Gees (fuck off, they rock). New Model Army and Justin Sullivan.

Movies:

Cheesy "B" horror movies like Evil Dead, the Scream trilogy, Nightmare on Elm Street (the first one, the rest were kind of lame), comedies, Kevin Smith rules!!!!! The Brat Pack movies. John Cusack movies from the 80's (Better Off Dead, One Crazy Summer, et al) My favorite movie of all time... The Breakfast Club

Television:

Dexter. Weeds. Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe. Desperate Housewives, The Closer, CSI: Miami & New York when I can. Bones. Criminal Minds. Mythbusters.

Books:

Clive Barker, Bill Maher, Jayson Gallaway, TUCKER MAX!!!! YOU FUCKING ROCK DUDE!. I'll read anything that isn't too girlie.

Heroes:

My mom. Myself.

My Blog

I will not be intimidated

I don’t know how much of this I have mentioned before.  It all smooshes together after a while.  So here’s the sordid tale of narcotics and store 34....... For a long time we hav...
Posted by Ruby on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:27:00 PST

Who is stealing the Scooby Snacks?

Today I found an entire bottle of generic Percocet missing from my pharmacy.  This along with the entire tote of narcotics that were missing Friday and the 60 oxy/apap 10/650 missing on monday ha...
Posted by Ruby on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:17:00 PST

Horny birds

So you know how my roommate has birds right?  Well the two in the living room have decided that it’s mating season and I saw something today that was almost as disturbing as watching the bu...
Posted by Ruby on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:48:00 PST

Diabetes. I give in

So I’ve been fighting two doctor’s regarding whether or not I have diabetes or just the pre-diabetes.  Well I think today I give.  I will go and do all the tests and they will te...
Posted by Ruby on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:51:00 PST

Diabetes. I give in

So I’ve been fighting two doctor’s regarding whether or not I have diabetes or just the pre-diabetes.  Well I think today I give.  I will go and do all the tests and they will te...
Posted by Ruby on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:51:00 PST

Most influential women in our lives

One of my very very good friends lost her aunt today.  She has been in the hospital for a while in a coma.  Doctor’s didn’t know what was wrong with this previously very healthy ...
Posted by Ruby on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:56:00 PST

The substitute

This is about the right time.  It was around this time last year that he started calling me on almost a daily basis.  The wife is travelling again.  Because he cannot stand to be alone ...
Posted by Ruby on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:31:00 PST

Much more than chemical castration

I have a customer at work who is now in jail for the attempted abduction of a 15 year old girl.  He tried to lure her into his car at the high school and continued to harass her as she came upon ...
Posted by Ruby on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 06:06:00 PST

Neo, am I ready to be friends??

I knew exactly who it was when my phone rang at 8:30 in the morning.  He's a creature of habit.  He wanted me to know he didn't hate me.  Well..... as anyone who knows him knows that he...
Posted by Ruby on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 11:30:00 PST

I hate my bed

I've been in bed since Monday afternoon.  I couldn't catch my breath and I was coughing up goo that did not originate from my sinuses.  I finally broke down and went to the doctor.  Res...
Posted by Ruby on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 08:19:00 PST