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Why So Serious?

About Me

Hm, I am Josh. What else do you need to know? I mean seriously, if you have come this far then you know you have that urge and desire to communicate with me somehow. So there you go. R.I.P. Uncle Adam. You'll never know how much we truly miss you.My AIM s/n is FUNKSPICE5 I AM
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My Interests

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Look, I'm a Banner!
I really want somebody, to one day, ask for my autograph. I seriously would love that, and not just because they read this. I genuinely want someone to ask me to sign something, it would make me feel down right cool. I'd also like to meet King Leonidas. . .

My Blog

It's alright ma, I'm only bleeding

I was going to write up my hilarious attempt at doing a hip hop diss, since I find the whole thing to be fascinating. Anyway, I have reached a bizarre point at my life were I need to re-evaluate who I...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:33:00 GMT

Ode to Slowly Killing Myself

Well, the holidays are over and it pretty much came and went like like tick farting in a wind tunnel. I sit here in the ultimate in dorkiness as I am typing on my Mac book and updating files on my des...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 16:46:00 GMT

Economic Turmoil, a Fat Bastard in a Red Suit and gangs.

Oh Lord where has the time gone this year? I blame it on too much rum and not enough optimistic views on everyday life. Fuck it, what does anyone know about optimism anymore? Holidays are filled with ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 10:54:00 GMT

Bettie Page passed away

LOS ANGELES  Bettie Page, the 1950s secretary-turned-model whose controversial photographs in skimpy attire or none at all helped set the stage for the 1960s sexual revolution, died Thursday. She was...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:01:00 GMT

Bettie Page

Bettie Page Hospitalized After Heart AttackBettie Page, a 1950s pinup known for her raven-haired bangs and saucy come-hither looks, was hospitalized in intensive care after suffering a heart attack, h...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 08:52:00 GMT

Multiple Brushes with Greatness!

*So this is obviously a terrible work of stupid fiction. It makes no sense and has no real reason for it. I just have no real life, so here ya go.*So I had a lovely dinner theater outing with Jim Morr...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 11:16:00 GMT

In Memory of Uncle Adam Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EGTKwlpyhU
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 20:08:00 GMT

Adam

It's almost 1 o'clock in the afternoon and I am still numb, stunned and all around fucked up to be blunt and crude. Last night my uncle Adam had passed away. A group of us was at the hospital and we a...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 10:16:00 GMT

God would kick L. Ron Hubbards ass.

Alright, I feel the need to vent. As this is the great and horribly wonderful tool called the internet, any asshole can have his/her voice heard. So why not mine? If you're a cool kid, you know about...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:18:00 GMT

Anger

Imagine waking up from your sleep and not feeling anything. You're not angry, sad or happy, you're just there, in the moment. Imagine doing your morning routine and going about your day, whatever that...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 23:16:00 GMT