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Alan

I Know A Song That Gets on Everybodies Nerves

About Me

I dunno, I'm kinda humble, I don't really like talking about how incredibly amazing and awesome I am. Plus, I'm like an onion, or a parfait, filled with layers, that sometimes even contradict each other.

Mmm, parfait.

As the great philosopher Popeye once said, I ams what I ams.

Oh, and I really like monkeys.

My Interests

Monkeys. Fire. Stories, verbal, written, visual. Schemes, Dreams, Screams. Rain Dancers, Break Dancers, Too Much Tequila Dancers. Pirates and Ninjas and Robots, oh my. Zombies. Games. Zombie Games. Gamer Zombies. Politics, Scholastics, The Tick. Creations, Sensations, Vibrations, Communications, Abberations, Populations, Isolations, Elations, Temptations, Celebrations, Fascinations, Conversations, Determinations, Procrastinations, Infatuations, Desperations, Transformations, Transportations, Investigations, Manifestations, Terminations, Annihilations, Destinations, Imaginations and Fornic. . .well, that's quite enough I think.

I'd like to meet:

Someone else who plays video games and builds lego forts while sitting upside down on the couch. Especially if you've figured out how to drink without a straw while doing it.

Music:

You'd like to judge me, wouldn't you? I listen to it all, except what I don't, and sometimes I listen to that too, except for when I'm not listening to any of it. Start the conversation, if I haven't heard of them, maybe I'd like to.

Movies:

Los Pantalones De La Muerte

My movie aside, I love em, even when I hate 'em. Want to watch some?

Television:

Don't watch it that much. In general my TV is watched on DVD. If you're including that then . . . Dexter, Carnivale, Deadwood, Firefly, Dr. Who, Dead Like Me, Robot Chicken, Metalocalypse, Samurai Jack, Sopranos, Band of Brothers, Lost, Simpsons, Family Guy. Random TV viewing tends be TLC, History, etc.

Books:

Primarily a fantasy/sci-fi dork, but I'll read just about anything, especially if bored enough. Particular favorite authors include Matthew Woodrig Stover, C.S. Friedman, Neil Gaiman, Chuck Palahniuk, Robert Jordan, Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, Kipling, Terry Pratchett. . . Recently been trying to broaden my horizons and read more than just standard slush pile escapist stuff, but old habits die hard.

Heroes:

I have thousands of them. Comes from a lifetime of reading stories and watching movies. In terms of real life heroes however, they're sadly few and far between.

My Blog

Monkey Fun

So I realized I had nothing in here. And I was fine with that. My thoughts are my own, and if you wanted to know them I imagine you'd ask. But then I figured, well hell, if the little sister is going ...
Posted by Alan on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:17:00 PST