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NEWSFLASH: BUGM PLAYING AT CROWN CASINO:: TANGERINE BAR :: Fridays from 5pm - 8pm starting 7th December 08 with warm-up set from Dj J Coyle
CROWN CASINO COMPLEX :: So help the 'Chosen Ones' defeat the scourge of Shite, by bumpin ya buns to the butt phunkin beats of BUGM._______________________________________
WWW.BAMANDGUMPY.COM is ONLINE! Check it out________________________________________
Bam & Gumpy being chosen to save the world was about as unexpected as George Bush senior's dumbest sperm somehow tripping over an egg as he was waiting for the slow bus...it happened and we must now live with it.There is hope though...as the pair have been trained in the ancient art of indifference, and schooled in sonic coolicity by supreme master of groove; me Jarfrow Tufro.A noise technician and bongo master, Gumpy was raised by Latvian circus folk until he was old enough to convince a bear to grunt the former soviet national anthem, while standing on a piece of rope suspended above a group of midget shoe salesmen in fish suits. He went on to achieve many things of little or no notoriety; cabaret hypnotism, soul collection work for Beelzebub and co, and sanitary disposal unit cleaning for 'Better Out Than In Pty Ltd'.By way of a medication mix up at the local pharmacy, he grew an acute case of Noise deficit disorder (NDD also known as Chronic Audio Emissionitus)...hence his insatiable appetite for sound.Former World Colourblind Twister Champion, and founder of the Binge Eating Narcoleptics diagnosed with Transient Global Amnesia suffering from Genital Retraction Syndrome Association of Swaziland (BENTGAGRSAS), Bam's early years are clouded in mystery...Time spent in Brazil as a tour guide in the years following the cloud, led to the local tribeswomen giving him the title 'the little man in the boat'. Upon locating and emancipating a height challenged canoeist in Tasmania, he was later afforded the mythically incestuous island's highest honour...a ticket back to the mainland.Over exposure to harmful plumage resulted in Bam falling victim to the curse of the rhythmic pimp...an affliction that causes the affected to push beats off to any of us with booty bouncin desires.Join these two outcasts of society, together with a band of heavily morally lacking friends as they endeavour to locate just what it is they are meant to be doing that constitutes saving the world...all while pimping out beats that make booty's shake.Jarfrow Tufro_______________________________________________________
_________________________AND HERE IT IS...THE THIRD BAM & GUMPY STRIP. Click on the image to go to the bam & gumpy site...________________________________________AND HERE IT IS...THE SECOND BAM & GUMPY STRIP...________________________________________THE FIRST BAM & GUMPY STRIP...________________________________________THE LATEST FUCM GUIDE IS ON THE STREETS NOW________________________________________The characters in 'The Audacious Adventures of BAM & GUMPY' are drawn by the brilliant Graf Master Mick. The first official strip flyer will be out, along with stickers in the very near future...and it will be accompanied by a video that'll make Southpark look like a creative masterpiece! Until then see them live at Beachcomber on a Thursday night.For more information about us, our gigs, the villians we fight on your behalf, and the friends that help us in your hours of need...go to www.bamandgumpy.com (soon to be completed)BAM & GUMPY
