Glenn

I AM GLENN...BORN IN GUAM AND RAISE ALL OVER THE SOUTH EASTERN AND CENTRAL UNITED STATES AND IN CALIFORNIA. I HAVE 3 BROTHERS AND 1 SISTER. ALL OF THEM EXCEPT FOR ME RESIDES IN CALIFORNIA WHILE I AM OVERSEAS IN MISAWA, JAPAN IN THE MILITARY. MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM IS ALWAYS THE 49ERS EVEN IF THEY HAVE 0 WINS AND 16 LOSES...THEY ARE STILL MY TEAM. I DO NOT JUMP ON THE BAND WAGON LIKE MY ONE BROTHER DOES IN WHICH HE WAS A FEW DECADES AGO A WASHINGTON REDSKIN FAN AND A FEW DECADES BEFORE THAT WAS A CINCINNATTI BENGAL FAN WHEN THE 49ERS WON. HIS NAME IS GERALD. HE IS NOW A SAINTS FAN AND IS NOW HIS 3RD TEAM IN THE NFL TO JUMP ON THE BAND WAGON. HIS REAL TEAM HOWEVER IS THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS IF I STILL REMEMBER CORRECTLY. I DO KNOW THAT MY DAD AND MY MOM ARE THE REAL SAINTS FAN BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS CHEER FOR THEM EVEN WHEN GERALD WAS CHEERING FOR THE REDSKINS DECADES AGO. JOHNN, WHO IS MY OTHER BROTHER IS A REAL COWBOY FAN. HE HAS FURNITURE (PARTICULARILY, A RECLINER THAT HAS THE LOGO OF THE NFL TEAM "DALLAS COWBOYS"). HE ALSO HAVE VARIOUS OTHER ITEMS IN HIS HOUSE THAT CARRIES THE LOGO COWBOYS. HE IS A TRUE DALLAS COWBOY. JOEY, WHO IS THE YOUNGEST BROTHER I HAVE DOES NOT HAVE A FOOTBAL TEAM, BUT HAS A FUCKED UP GIRLFRIEND ON WHO I DO NOT APPROVE OF. YOU SEE, HIS GIRLFRIEND CURSES ALOT MORE THAN ANYONE ON THIS WORLD. I THINK AT ONE TIME WHEN I SAW JOEYS MYSPACE PROFILE..HIS GIRLFRIEND SAID THE "F" WORD ABOUT 10 TIMES IN ONE COMMENT. I WOULD NOT WANT A SISTER IN LAW OR A FUTURE SISTER IN LAW CURSING AT OUR FAMILY EVERY 10 SECONDS SAYING THE "f" WORD HERE AND THERE. GET RID OF HER JOEY IF YOUR READING THIS....IT AINT WORTH IT.... FINALLY, MY ONE AND ONLY SISTER, (JOYCE)...SHE WAS BORN IN GUAM DURING A SUPER TYPHOON NAME "PAMELA". THATS WHY HER MIDDLE NAME IS PAMELA. SHE APPEARS TO BE THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE FRIEDLANDER FAMILY TREE, BECAUSE SHE HAS TAUGHT ME SOME THINGS THAT I HAVE NOT EVEN LEARNED YET. SHE IS THE TYPE OF PERSON THAT LIKES TO GO WITH THE FLOW. LAST, BUT NOT THE LEAST.....MY MOM AND DAD...IF IT WASNT FOR THEM..THEN I WOULD NOT EVEN BE IN THE NAVY TODAY. I WOULD STILL BE BLOOD FLOATING IN MY MOMS VEINS, BUT MY DAD GOT IN THE WAY AND DECIDED TO MAKE ME IN THE YEAR 1970 WHEN HE WAS SO HORNY. THEY DID HOWEVER PAY THE PRICE BY RAISING ME UP TO BECOME WHAT I AM TODAY. THATS WHY THEY ARE MY MOM AND DAD AND THEY BOTH DESERVE THE RESPECT OF BEING MY PARENTS. WITHOUT THEM...I AM NOTHING.. WELP...THATS HOW WE BECAME THE FRIEDALANDER FAMILY. CURRENTLY THE FRIEDLANDER FAMILY IS GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER EACH YEAR. THAT ENDS IT ABOUT ME AND MY FAMILY...HOPE YOU ENJOY MY STORY....