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About Me

PARDON OUR DUST: We are hard at work (again) on building "a new Death Star" over in the MySpace Comedy section! (Well ...those damn Ewoks keep blowing it up!)
Chris McVetta is a freelance comedy writer and stand-up comic living in The Rock 'n Roll city: Cleveland, Ohio! His first job in journalism was with The Free Times where he worked with such writers as Marc Jaffe ("Seinfeld"), Mark Winegardner ("The Godfather Returns") and Harvey Pekar ("American Splendor") while scribbling comedy gems.
Chris has published hundreds of articles on sports, comedy, and pop culture with The Free Times, Scene, The Plain Dealer and Sports Jam! ...among others. Chris was a co-founding member of the comedy group, "The Public Squares" where he wrote such sketches as:
* "Scooby, Doo The Right Thing (A Spike Lee-Snow Ghost Joint),"
* "Dennis Kucinich: The Phantom Menace," and
* "Bend It Like Belichick."
Chris is an alumni of The Second City sketch writing program and his scribblings have been recognized nationally by msnbc.com and Entertainment Weekly - and his writing was recently described as "A blast! Like a double-shot of cappuccino to the system!" by a fellow writer from the Greater Cleveland Writers/Bloggers Association.
Chris was invited to participate in a "sports town hall meeting" with Mark Shapiro and Phil Savage recorded for Sports Time Ohio last summer. In 2006, Chris was invited to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at Progressive Field for his home team, The Cleveland Indians.
Most recently, Chris has shared the stage with some of the best and brightest national comics working in the comedy business today, including Michael Kosta, Jeff Caldwell, Rocky LaPorte, Matt Kazam, Jamie Kaler, Orny Adams and Jeff Dye - among a multitude of other talented national comedy acts touring the nation!
Chris has been coined "the pop culture comic" of Cleveland - riffing on everything from the Pet Rock to Sasquatch to the ShamWow! - and he just recently produced his very own independent comedy show "Law & Disorder: Comedic Intent" to rave reviews at Bogey's Comedy Club and is currently producing and starring in a new show ("Raiders of the Lost Snark") for his latest sketch comedy group and The Improv Network.
He has trained with the legendary Dave Schwensen ("A&E's Night at The Improv") and is currently working clubs around the Northeast region and beyond - and Chris is coming to a comedy club near you SOON!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Steve Martin, Jon Stewart, The Snow Ghost from "Scooby-Doo," and, hot damn, anybody who loves the world of comedy as much as I do!

My Blog

The Chris McVetta Minute (with Chris McVetta!)

This is a brief list of my "wacky updates" that I have posted on my blog over the last few months.  I wanted to keep a record of them in case I slip in the shower (or something) and the neighborhood c...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Sep 2009 09:41:00 GMT

Slideshow

Anarchy Comedy Night at The Grog Shop!
Posted by on Sun, 02 Aug 2009 16:47:00 GMT

Rearranging the patio furniture in The Phantom Zone

Well, I'm back from my "jedi training" with Master Yoda down at The Cleveland Imrpov ...for all three (3) of you who care and, oh yeah, all the lurkers out there, as well.  "Don't you people have HOME...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 11:14:00 GMT

Evangeline Lilly: "I have ALWAYS been with you!"

Sweet mother, I love Evangeline Lilly!You are the greatest thing ever, sweetness!  Maybe it's just the beers talking (yeah, maybe!) - but I heart you in every which way until Tuesday!I will cherish th...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 21:21:00 GMT

All Blogs Go To Heaven

I don't really have much to say, but I feel like writing.  So what else is new?Also, I am waiting on my "bailout" from the Obama adminstration, as well.  I warned the government that Pop Culture Plane...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 23:41:00 GMT

Meanwhile, outside The Bubble Boy's house...

GEORGE COSTANZA and SUSAN are standing on the front steps of The Bubble Boy's house.  SUSAN begins to playfully kiss GEORGE as GEORGE pulls away in a nervous panic.GEORGE: "What are you doing?  Stop t...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 07:49:00 GMT

Mood and status DISABLED!?!?? Not on my watch!

Well, how the hell am I going to express myself?  I've got the "Mood and Status" update of the century!!!Chris McVetta "loves the Seattle Mariners and I don't care who knows it!!!  (Oh, God help me, t...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 17:15:00 GMT

How to succeed in Pop Culture without really trying...

BENJAMIN LINUS:  "John, what if I were to tell you that this Island is like a magic box.  You know something about boxes, don't you, John?  What if I were to tell you that somewhere on this Island was...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 17:15:00 GMT

Beverly Hills: 9-0-2-1-oh?

So I guess I am trying to make a run of this stand-up comedy thing, which is not going all that badly, it seems - at least in my simple "Forrest Gump" estimation. I had a good friend over tonight...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 06:08:00 GMT

"Now, does that sound like something you might be interested in?"

VINCENT CHASE:  "Besides the fact the L.A. Times compared me to Terrell Owens, I'm doing great."E:  "You hear that, Ari?"ARI GOLD:  "The Eagles got rid of T.O. and look where they lande...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 19:41:00 GMT