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jonah

I wish I could put a smile on your face and gently kiss your lips...

About Me

Well Me...I am one HUGE paradox. I pretend to be BOLD...when most of the time I am shaking in my boots. I have this insatiable need to be cool and accepted...when I pretend I dont care about what people think. I pretend to be so good and always do right...and I sin constantly. Just as long as no one knows right. HA!...thats junk. I claim to be a lover of Jesus and that He runs my life...But I don't tell a soul...I don't spend time with my savior and the one who calls me Beloved. I trade him for things that don't last. Things like TV or a fleeting piece of cloth. How am I representing Him...How will anyone know how sweet it is to know Him. So forgive me...forgive me for misrepresenting the Life giver, The greatest Lover, the Only Constant in my Life. I guess it just goes to show...you cant depend on us HUMANS...you must experiance Him for yourself. Because we will eventually and ALWAYS screw up! So I guess that is really me...Not cool, not great, not funny, not impressive, JUST REDEEMED!






My Interests

smiling, eating, playing paintball, fishing, surfing (at the beach with a surf board), playing the guitar and ukulele, singing (but only sometimes), falling in love, trying new things.

I'd like to meet:

I don't have to look anymore. I found the perfect one already. I super love you Zedubi!!!

Music:

emo stuff. because when I love I give 100% I also LOVE spanish pop and any played on an Acoustic Guitar.

Movies:

I like porn...want to be my movie buddy?

Television:

Discovery channel, History channel, Animal Planet, The Visitors Channel, The Food Network, and God or the Girl

Books:

phone books, dictionaries, travel guides, and cook booksbody{scrollbar-arrow-color:white;scrollbar-Track-Color: white;scrollbar-Highlight-Color:white;scrollbar-base-color:w hite;scrollbar-Face-Color:white;scrollbar-Shadow-Color:white ;scrollbar-DarkShadow-Color:white

Heroes:



My Blog

Ms. Beauchesne (I cant call her anything else) added me on facebook

So here's what happened.  I was supposed to meet Ashley and Ken this morning at the Yigo farm to learn about heavy machinery.  But at 7:30 or whatever, I get a text saying the we have to can...
Posted by jonah on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:29:00 PST

fuck monkeys!!!

MAN!!! FUCK THE WORLD RIGHT NOW!!! I'm having the worst day ever!
Posted by jonah on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:26:00 PST

a,e,i,o,u, and sometimes Y!!!

I'm going to get a hair cut today for reals!
Posted by jonah on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:50:00 PST

hoops and ponytails!

I was at Thea's house I think on Sunday night and she was like, "Jon I have to read this book to you!"So I went outside to her living room and I listened to her read me her book. It was a kids book a...
Posted by jonah on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:50:00 PST

The Hills is bomb!

So I was talking with Dr. Mari and she was asking me if she could take some of the okra and cucumber that I picked before class and I said it was okay and she could take as much as she liked.Then she ...
Posted by jonah on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:35:00 PST

girl with her breasts not in her bra.

I thought Agriculture would be fun, but yesterday it wasn’t fun! Can you imagine picking hot peppers at 12 in the afternoon, seems simple right? Well imagine that the row of hot peppers is abo...
Posted by jonah on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:13:00 PST

haggan niyok

I’m fine with gay people, but sometimes, I can’t stand them.  SOMETIMES they irritate the fuck out of me and all I can do is just look at them and laugh at how stupid they are. Here&r...
Posted by jonah on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 04:49:00 PST

taihiti mexicano

I’m at Vic’s house and I’m starving!!! I was playing guitar hero and I totally rocked it! It was so fun and sexy but I can only use three buttons. I tried to play it on a harder m...
Posted by jonah on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:27:00 PST

quality of the tooth pick

Dr Singh cancelled class again!!! Whew, at least I did my homework this time.  I went to go check my veggies today and I picked two more okra’s and my cucumber is about 3 inches long. I do...
Posted by jonah on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:11:00 PST

orifices or whatever!

I commented on Mar’s first blog and after I did, I went back to my first one and I started to read all of them.  I used to be cool and now I’m just lame and old.  I would write a...
Posted by jonah on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 05:49:00 PST