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death by green onions

beefbunny

About Me

would-be artist interested in a career involving the operation of heavy machinery. for what it's worth, i was born twewnty-nine years too late. below is a tiny sample of the sort of thing that puts a smile on my face.

My Interests

abandoned facilities, local history, night, sprawling industrial plants, 5 a day, illustrative art and graphic nudity.

I'd like to meet:

the man in the frozen aisle who keeps a white kitten in his breast pocket.

Music:

sweaty, growling men with long hair and pot bellies. and then some.

Movies:

the gods must be crazy. paper moon. the russians are coming. return of the pink panther. young frankenstein. vintage 007. the shining. army of darkness. one flew over the cuckoo's nest. the deerhunter. scarface. taxi driver.

Television:

science, history, cartoons and car chases

Books:

any type of biology or geography or astronomy book!

My Blog

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I have always known That at last I would Take this road, but yesterday, I did not know that it would be today.   NARIHIRA
Posted by death by green onions on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:54:00 PST

if not for church, then for boobs

pretend meal discounts. one more thing i can dislike people for. its bad enough the seniors angrily demand free money from us, on top of the money the government awards them for being old, on top...
Posted by death by green onions on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 06:53:00 PST

new jersey loves you!

hey guys i need a favor!i have been wanting to work on a little piece commemorating this beautifully rotten state i live in, and i need some ideas to add to the ones i've already got.whether you live ...
Posted by death by green onions on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 06:17:00 PST