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Keller

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About Me

Sharon Stone once told me, "Never combo off the 8-ball." I laughed, but she looked me dead in the eye like she was serious. "I mean it," she said, "most houses don't post rules, and most players are just here to have a few beers and futz with a long stick, but you should always play the right way or you won't know what to do when the time comes when you can't get around the 8-ball." Now that was a run on sentence, but I didn't want to say anything because it's Sharon Stone. Her comments did baffle me, though. What the hell was she talking about?? I went back to the bar after losing to this weirdo, when John Travolta walks up stone-cold-joyfully sober and says "This place has absolutely NO atmosphere." I agreed, and John and I sat at the bar and talked about Jersey and hedging it out in the Big Apple. We were enjoying our large Pellegrino, until that Andy Dick FreakShow started grabbing my ass and telling me I had a hot girlfriend. But in a way it's ok because he was there with Gary Busey who brought Dakota Fanning who I ALWAYS love talking to. She is such a little conversationalist. And she can COOOk. Unreal.
MySpaceTV Videos: Rosalita (Come Out Tonight) by Bruce Springsteen
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Oprah, my direct ancestors, Michael J Fox, Morgan Freeman, Jack, Mr. DeNiro, Uncle Al, Socrates (he always read like a lot of laughs. Thx Plato!), anyone that's done something worth reading or watching or listening to that helped me grow. That covers it, no?

My Blog

HUSTLER, WISCONSIN opens January 23rd in NYC!!!!!!!!

Real quick! The show we ran with success in Philly is opening in NYC!!!HUSTLER, WISCONSINJanuary 23rd - February 11th. Wednesday - Saturday at 8:00pm Sundays at 7:00pmTalk back with the artists fol...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 20:42:00 GMT

"Hustler, WI" Coming to NYC in January '07

Hey all. Really quick: We had a great run in Philly and the producers decided we should do a NYC run. So, stay tuned and I'll keep posting information about HUSTLER, WISCONSIN. The almost true sto...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 19:00:00 GMT

Come See Me in "Hustler, WI" at the Philly Fringe Theater Fest, Labor Day Weekend

Hey all. Just a quick announcement. I got cast in a new play titled "Hustler, WI," written and directed by Michael Scott-Price, produced by Michele Davis for Asteriod B612 Productions. http://www.a...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 13:51:00 GMT

I'm still typing...

And I wanna see....
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