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About Me

I am a man of character, existentially honest and beyond reproach. My eyebrows have a pleasing shape. I think in twelve dimensions. Occasionally, I play Beethoven's Fifth Symphony with my toes while whistling Dixie backwards. I make excellent use of my closet space. In my spare time I rescue kittens from trees and write haiku. I come in twenty seven delicious flavors. I am a master of all forms of unarmed combat. There are some small tribes in Africa who consider me a minor deity. I am not bound by the laws of physics. God speaks to me personally and asks for stock tips. Yesterday, I saved the rainforest. I use the metric system. I control the weather. I invented cheese.

My Interests

Texas Hold'em, Sci-Fi, Pie, Photoshop, Football, Monty Python, Mel Brooks movies, politics, blueberry pancakes, Stand-Up Comedy, Adult Swim, Strong Bad, Video Games (Day of Defeat), the Discovery Channel, intelligent conversation, funny people, knowing random bits of useless information, sounding smarter than I am

I'd like to meet:

People who don't suck.

Music:

Beethoven, The Beatles, CCR, Phil Collins, Crosby Stills and Nash, Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix, Jefferson Airplane, Billy Joel, John Lennon, Aimee Mann, Simon and Garfunkel, the Shins, James Taylor, Neil Young

Movies:

A Few Good Men, the American President, Apollo 13, As Good As it Gets, Clue, Empire Strikes Back, Full Metal Jacket, Indian Jones, Lord of the Rings, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Ocean's Eleven, Office Space, Rain Man, Road to Perdition, Saving Private Ryan, Shawshank Redemption

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Band of Brothers, The Daily Show, Deadliest Catch, Family Guy, Lost, Mythbusters, The Sopranos, The West Wing, Whose Line is it Anyway?

Books:

1984, America: The Book, A Brief History of Time, Disposable People, Dune, God and the New Physics, Guns Germs & Steel, Napalm and Silly Putty, The Sandman, Watchmen

My Blog

It died

I think my myspace died. We all knew it would happen eventually.
Posted by Chris on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 12:52:00 PST

stream of consciousness

So, my good friend Martyna introduced to us this game called seven. It's kinda a stream of consciousness thing where they give you a category, like name seven fruits, and you just blurt out...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 04:07:00 PST

FREEEEEEEEDOM

Yeah, no more school for four months. That's pretty cool. Yeah, thats pretty much all I have to share for today. I'm gonna go bask in the glory of sweet freedom for a while.
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What is the matrix?

Ever have a dream where you do something really bad, like Idk, kill some people? Then you wake up and for the first 30 seconds you still think you did whatever, and then for the next 30 seconds you're...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mr. Happy Fun Guy

Yes, I got four hours of sleep last night but I'm still fucking awake right now. My body is so entirely FUBAR. I hate school. I want to go home. I miss my mommy. Fuck exams. Yeah, I don't know i...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST