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Jay 'Mohr'

About Me

Be warned: Random, drunken opinions follow...To quote Lenny Kravitz, 'I'm old enough to see behind me, but young enough to feel my soul.' That's probably the best description of me. I play in a band. I like loud, live, rock music. 'Feeling alright, in the noise and the light, 'cause that's what lights my fire.' I don't like anyone that wants to change that about me. I like warm weather, the sun and the beach. I hate mean, inconsiderate people, the cold and sitting in traffic. I am looking for my 'Thom McAn,' and would LOVE to see if anyone knows what I mean by that. If chivalry is dead, it's because 'independent' women have stomped the life out of it...Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against an independent woman. But I have learned that damn near all women that use the word 'independent' to describe themselves can't handle either an independent man or a gentleman that knows how to treat a lady. Please, I am begging you, prove me wrong...
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My Blog

I passed 8th Grade math (again). Can you??

You Passed 8th Grade MathCongratulations, you got 10/10 correct!Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:51:00 GMT

Balls

Not really a blog, just really funny. Enjoy...One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just wan...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 15:15:00 GMT

Silly girls

I just wanna say to you girls that wear long shirts to cover your asses because you think they are big...the shirt covering your ass actually INCREASES the appearance of the size of your ass exponenti...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 05:37:00 GMT

Target vs. Walmart

I hafta say that I prefer Target for no other reason than the girls that work at Target seem to be much prettier than the girls that work at Walmart. That's my PSA for today.
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:44:00 GMT

Dicks

For those of you that don't know, the website for Dick's Sporting Goods, is NOT www.dicks.com!
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:39:00 GMT

Shit, it's all shit

So I noticed I have no blog subscriptions...I guess maybe if I posted blogs about how badass I am, and how I'll just f*ck you up if you cross me, or if I wrote pages and pages on how miserable my path...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 22:31:00 GMT