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shaban@myspace

i chase alcohol with my car

About Me

i went from living in the fast lane to serving fast food.

My Interests

working, reading, learning, and sex. eating, sleeping, snoring, and cold showers. and a little bit of sarcasm.

I'd like to meet:

a nice vÏè±ñÄMë§Ê girl

Movies:

documentaries on notorious and corrupt figures such as Al Capone, Adolf Hitler, or myself.

Television:

my television is usually off so i use it as a mirror and i use my mirror as a camera to televise a live broadcast of me watching myself while you watch me watch myself.

Heroes:

children