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Crazy Man

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About Me

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.Where do I begin?My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanise, he would drink...he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets.When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.At the age of 18 I went to evil medical school. At the age of 25 i took up tap dancing. I wanted to be a quadruaple threat.... an acter, dancer......
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dustin Anthony Gorell
Birthday: May 17th 1990
Birthplace: Dixon
Current Location: Novato
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Blondish Brown
Height: 5"11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, Italian, Swiss, and German
The Shoes You Wore Today: White New Balance
Your Weakness: Bullets
Your Fears: Your mother
Your Perfect Pizza: One topped with naked cheerleaders
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be Strong
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Anyways.....
Thoughts First Waking Up: I dont wanna wake up
Your Best Physical Feature: my left kneecap
Your Bedtime: whenever I get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: I forgot
Pepsi or Coke: I is a Coke fiend
MacDonalds or Burger King: uh, neither....taco bell is where its out
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea sucks
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate!^&^!%!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: both give me migranes
Do you Smoke: smoke what?
Do you Swear: Fuck no Bitch
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: yea
Have you Been in Love: Good question
Do you want to go to College: Trade school
Do you want to get Married: why would I marry a survey?
Do you belive in yourself: I think i exist
Do you get Motion Sickness: never
Do you think you are Attractive: kinda
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: defianatly
Do you play an Instrument: Is a penis an instrument?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no..oreos=food of the devil
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: cant say i have
In the past month have you been Dumped: not yet
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: haha no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I'm to cool
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: I'm to intimidating
Ever Shoplifted: nuh uh
How do you want to Die: Saving Someone
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Taller
What country would you most like to Visit: Italia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: whatev
Weight: Whatev
Best Clothing Style: anything Human-Like
Number of Drugs I have taken: like 2
Number of CDs I own: I hate CD's...so like 4
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none...wouldnt change the past if I could

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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Edgar allen Poe

Music:

I like anything......well, not crap...I wont listen to crap music.......but everything else is good.

Television:

Family Guy and any stand-up comedian or comedy show thats remotley funny, I dont care where I get my humor fix

Books:

basicaly all books by asimov...collections of short stories about science fiction, humorus stories or storys about the occult.

Heroes:

George Carlon, my kind of guy, a sarcastic realist.