About Me
"The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it"
-Call me by a nickname: Batty, Kyu, skull, or whatever you want really.
-I Love J-rock, J-metal, and Metal.
-I want to be in a band, but I can't play any instruments well.
-I've seen the following bands live:
Dethklok, Dir En Grey, S.K.I.N., Miyavi, Kagrra, alice nine., DuelJewel, Vidoll, Chimaira, Soilent Green, Fair to Midland, and Bleed the Dream.
-I can and will sleep anywhere at anytime of the day, regardless of noise or light.
-Chances are, I don't like you.
-I don't trust very many people anymore.
-I don't get out much.
-I love sweet blowjobby metal.
-I am a LeVeyan Satanist.
-Don't question me, I hate it.
-My Machiavelli score is 97, yes, that's very high.
-I do have morals, not alot of them mind you, but they're there.
-I would wear makeup more often if I was any good at applying it.
-Known Unknowns piss me off.
-I'm pro-war, not just the current one, all wars.
-I'm trying to learn Japanese.
-I have had more than 1,000 of my own mule accounts banned on GaiaOnline.
-My URL comes from a song, the language is latin.
-I am the best at Sonic Adventure 2: Battle.
-I only lose when my sis plays Amy. Fat hammer swinging hoe.
-I have a Wii, Xbox 360, PS2, Dreamcast, PSP, and DS.
-Dreamcast still PWNS.
-I lurk more than post on forums.
-I'm very book-smart.
-I won't hesitate to RAIDA KICK you. >:D
-Not so much street-smart.
-Since seniors can't read this, I can say whatever I want about them. They look like lizards.
-Like our Founding Fathers, I hold my Truths to be self-evident, which is why I do absolutely no research.
-Maybe I'll add more later.
