I'd like to meet:
Iris Krell
4 Ron
About Me
Hiya *smiles* I'm Iris. Iris Krell. I live in Royston Vasey with my
Husband Ron, and our 10 little brat's, Ricky, Damien, Lesley, can never remember the other's *laughs*. If i'd not had that still birth we'd have enough for a football team *grins*. Oh and not forgeting our dog Tanya and it's litter of offspring. Our Ricky should be out on parole soon. Bloody dropping cement block's off the flyover the little shit. It were never proved though. I work as a house keeper for a rotton snobby lady called Judee or "Mrs Levenson" i should say *pulls a face*. Anyway it turn's out that she's the little brat i had to give up for adoption when i was 14 *tuts*. Our Ron sell's roses in the middle of the A54. *Sigh's* We get by,well it put's food in the cuboard's. Sometime's i think my little bugger's will eat me out of house and home. But atleast they're not faddy. We dont go out much, Ron prefer's an early night. I've given up wearing anything in bed with Ron's libido the
way it is. He's like a lad of 19 sometime's. 5,6 times a
night, and
the mornings! He has me doing things that would make a whore blush! This way and that way, sometimes I think - Will this pleasure
never end?!
Who Id Like To Meet
Ron Jeremy
Fabio Lanzoni
David Hasselhoff
Ross Kemp
Ainsley Harriot
Sylvester Stallone
Arnold Schwarzenegger
A Jamaican football team
Hugh Hefner
Anyone that's as good as my Ron at filling in crack's in the bedroom *smirks*
Interests
Bedroom olympics
Baby making
Swinging
Dogging
Stripping
Smoking
Drinking
Downloading Internet Porn
Solutions
Music
Creme Brulee
Elvis Presley
Cyndi Lauper
Wet wet wet
Tom Jones
Alice Cooper
Meat Loaf
Status Quo
Patsy Kline
Christina Aguilera
Britney Spears
Hot Chocolate
Michael Ball
Ricky Martin
Enrique Iglesias
Julio iglesias
Scissor Sisters
Madonna
Films
Basic Instinct
Shirley Valentine
Porno's
T.V
Jeremy Kyle
Trisha
Sex and the city
Corrie
Eastenders
Hollyoaks
Bad Girls
This Morning
Loose Women
How clean is you're house?
Wife Swap
Books
Karma Sutra
How to improve you're sex life
1001 position's
Porn mag's
Woman's weekly
Woman's Own
Jackie Collins
Mill's and Boon
Ann Summer's
Jobs
(pop's) 'Flaps in Your Lap' Exotic table-dancing club. Tel No - 0016 444 4244 (Gary will take a message) - Exotic Dancer (Stripper)
Mrs Judee Levinson,22 Jim Cartwrights Road,Swanmills,RV2 3LX, Royston Vasey UK
- Cleaner/House Keeper
Local Vasey Supermarket - Checkout Assistant
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