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Iris Krell 4 Ron
About Me
Hiya *smiles* I'm Iris. Iris Krell. I live in Royston Vasey with my Husband Ron, and our 10 little brat's, Ricky, Damien, Lesley, can never remember the other's *laughs*. If i'd not had that still birth we'd have enough for a football team *grins*. Oh and not forgeting our dog Tanya and it's litter of offspring. Our Ricky should be out on parole soon. Bloody dropping cement block's off the flyover the little shit. It were never proved though. I work as a house keeper for a rotton snobby lady called Judee or "Mrs Levenson" i should say *pulls a face*. Anyway it turn's out that she's the little brat i had to give up for adoption when i was 14 *tuts*. Our Ron sell's roses in the middle of the A54. *Sigh's* We get by,well it put's food in the cuboard's. Sometime's i think my little bugger's will eat me out of house and home. But atleast they're not faddy. We dont go out much, Ron prefer's an early night. I've given up wearing anything in bed with Ron's libido the way it is. He's like a lad of 19 sometime's. 5,6 times a night, and the mornings! He has me doing things that would make a whore blush! This way and that way, sometimes I think - Will this pleasure never end?!
Who Id Like To Meet
Ron Jeremy Fabio Lanzoni David Hasselhoff Ross Kemp Ainsley Harriot Sylvester Stallone Arnold Schwarzenegger A Jamaican football team Hugh Hefner Anyone that's as good as my Ron at filling in crack's in the bedroom *smirks*
Interests
Bedroom olympics Baby making Swinging Dogging Stripping Smoking Drinking Downloading Internet Porn Solutions
Music
Creme Brulee Elvis Presley Cyndi Lauper Wet wet wet Tom Jones Alice Cooper Meat Loaf Status Quo Patsy Kline Christina Aguilera Britney Spears Hot Chocolate Michael Ball Ricky Martin Enrique Iglesias Julio iglesias Scissor Sisters Madonna
Films
Basic Instinct Shirley Valentine Porno's
T.V
Jeremy Kyle Trisha Sex and the city Corrie Eastenders Hollyoaks Bad Girls This Morning Loose Women How clean is you're house? Wife Swap
Books
Karma Sutra How to improve you're sex life 1001 position's Porn mag's Woman's weekly Woman's Own Jackie Collins Mill's and Boon Ann Summer's
Jobs (pop's) 'Flaps in Your Lap' Exotic table-dancing club. Tel No - 0016 444 4244 (Gary will take a message) - Exotic Dancer (Stripper)
Mrs Judee Levinson,22 Jim Cartwrights Road,Swanmills,RV2 3LX, Royston Vasey UK - Cleaner/House Keeper
Local Vasey Supermarket - Checkout Assistant
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