*Dominique*

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♦ Golf ♦
♦ For most amateurs, the best wood in the bag...the pencil! -- Chi Chi Rodriguez ♦ ♦ Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss. -- Jim Murray ♦ ♦ Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it. -- Ted Ray ♦ ♦ It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. -- Hank Aaron ♦ ♦ I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. -- Don Adams ♦ ♦ I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. -- Arnold Palmer ♦ ♦ I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators. -- Gerald R. Ford ♦ ♦ The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up. -- Leslie Nielsen ♦ ♦ In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf. -- Anonymous ♦ ♦ The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. -- Billy Graham ♦ ♦ Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's not fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. -- Arnold Daly ♦ ♦ It's still good sportsmanship to not pick up lost balls while they are still rolling. -- Mark Twain ♦♦ To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on the back nine. You may not be stronger, but hopefully you're wiser. And if you keep most of your marbles intact, you can add a note of wisdom to the coming generation. -- Clint Eastwood ♦
♥ Words of Wisdom♥
♥Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully ♥ Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other ♥ Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want ♥ When you say, 'I love you,' mean it ♥ When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye ♥ Be engaged at least six months before you get married ♥ Believe in love at first sight. ♥ Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much. ♥ Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely ♥ In disagreements, fight fairly.. No name calling ♥ Don't judge people by their relatives ♥ Talk slowly but think quickly ♥ When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?' ♥ Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk ♥ Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze ♥ When you lose, don't lose the lesson ♥ Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; an d Responsibility for all your actions ♥ Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship ♥ When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it ♥ Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice ♥ Spend some time alone ♥