Our Papi, Who art in Fenway Hallowed by thy team. Thou kicketh ass, On Yankee grass, And at home, as you did in the Bronx.Give us this year our shiny rings, And forgive us our talk of curses, As we forgive those who talk of curses against us.And lead us not into extra innings, But deliver us from errors.For thou art the Schilling, And the Youki, And the Crisp, For ever and ever.Fuck DamonA Texan, a New Yorker, and a Bostonian are sitting together in a bar in the Yukon. The Texan tosses back his shot of tequila, throws the half-full bottle up in the air, pulls out a gun, and blows it to pieces. The other two, shocked, just stare at the Texan. He explains, "Where I come from, we have plenty of tequila."The New Yorker, not to be outdone, finishes his glass of wine, tosses the half-full bottle up in the air, pulls out a gun, and blows it apart. "Where I come from," he explains, "we have plenty of fine wine."The Boston guy chugs the last of his beer, tosses the empty bottle in the air, pulls out a gun, and shoots the New Yorker. He then catches the bottle on the way down. "Where I come from" he says, "we never waste booze, and we hate New York Yankees."
What baseball player are you?
Manny Ramirez
You are energetic and enthusiastic.
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