The Yard Art Project

You may have heard The Y ard A rt P roject but you haven't EXPERIENCED The Y ard A rt P roject until you've seen a show! OK so you've seen it all a thousand times: "We're so awesome, we're so good, we're so cool, blah blah fart blah..." Well WE'RE NOT. We're nothing like that. Forget everything you think you already know about bands, cuz you don't know nothin about this band. When it comes down to it, sure we can play...after 3 years together you can bet your mother that this group can straight up rock! But that's not what we're talkin about here. Have you ever had a Rockstar energy drink? Have you had 3 of the HUGE ones in 20 minutes? That's right...your body shakes...you sweat uncontrollably...you shout things that make no sense...it's scary I know. Now when's the last time you got that worked up over a band before? Sure you've seen some good ones, but as soon as you take you're first BIG GULP of the 4 Rockstars on stage at a Yard Art show (let's face it - we're the rockstars Nickelback wants so badly to be like) you might possibly soil yourself. Come on now, who wouldn't want to have that much fun at a show? Besides, what other bands do you know of that can make a lawn gnome look cool? That's what I thought.