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John

I am here for Friends

About Me

Im ur basic average guy who happens to have 9 brothers and sisters. Yes we have a 12 passenger van and no i am not mormon or amish so stop asking. I play soccer and lacrosse and love to snowboard. If u want to learn how to snowboard ask me and if i like u enough i will teach u. my sn is johny5isdead so send me an IM if u wanna talk.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John
Birthday: May 26, 1988
Birthplace: Painesville
Current Location: Mentor
Eye Color: Green and Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: English, Scottish, and German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Tennis shoes
Your Weakness: wouldnt u like to know
Your Fears: spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese, cheese, and more cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not failing french
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: where is the snooze button?
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: Sleep is for the weak
Your Most Missed Memory: grass wars with the family
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Macdonals breakfast, otherwise Buger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: Yes so i can party
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: no
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, except when they delay lax games
Do you play an Instrument: used to kinda but no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: maybe?
Ever been Beaten up: yes, but they paid for it dearly
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: saving someone else
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ruler of the world
Is your name Kyle Asselin:: dont believe so
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green or brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: doesnt matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: a bunch
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not a lot
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My Interests

soccer, lacrosse, snowboarding, card games, funny movies, photography.

I'd like to meet:

Will Ferrel, Adam Sandler, John Cleese, Guy Ritchie

Music:

311, AC/DC, adema, aphrodite, audioslave, authority zero, basement jaxxthe bravery, bush, cake, coldplay, death cab for cutie, dispatch, DMX, the dust brothers, eminem, eve 6, evanescence, filter, fischerspooner, flogging molly, foo fighters, garbage, godsmack, goo goo dolls, gorillaz, jefferson airplane, johnny cash, the killers, led zepelin, linkin park, lunatic calm, massive attack, metallica, mirwais, morcheeba, nickelback, nirvana, offspring, our lady peace, pink floyd, the police, queen, queens of the stone age, rage against the machine, red hot chilli peppers, relient k, rob zombie, seether, silverchair, the smashing pumpkins, sublime, system of a down, tea party, they might be giants, third eye blind, U2, velvet revolver, the walkmen, weezer, the who

Movies:

I love comedies. Especially the Monty Pythons and ones with Will Ferrel. Any Guy Ritchie movies are good too. I could sit around all day watching movies, all night too. these are some i might watch. Holy Grail, Office Space, Old School, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Snatch, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Mean Machine, Matrix Trilogy, Elf, Zoolander, Starsky and Hutch, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Shaun of the Dead, the Big Lebowski, Fifth Element, Sin City, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Boondock Saints, The Usual Suspects, Fight Club, Oceans 11 and 12, Sin City, Batman Begins, Bewitched, Patriot Games, Clear and Present Danger, Wedding Crashers, The Longest Yard, Down By Law, Animal House, Super Troopers, Eurotrip, Half Baked, Harold and Kumar Go to Whitecastle, The Saint, Training Day, The Godfather Trilogy.

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Scrubs, Futurama, Sopranos, News Radio, ATHF

Books:

Dont really read many except for school. Cant say i read all those either. ive always got time fo calvin and hobbes though.

Heroes:

Chai Reddy, Katie Smith, Rob Rodems

My Blog

Enormous room paper

well if feels good to be done with that paper, it sure took a while. i probably should have started on it earlier but whatever. i needed some practice pulling all nighters and this was a good one. i d...
Posted by John on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 02:22:00 PST

Genocide paper

well i just finished my genocide paper with no time to spare. i probably should leave a little more time next time, or actually do it for when it is due. im surprisingly not tired right now but am goi...
Posted by John on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 06:40:00 PST

Fill it out and let me know what u really think of me

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one wor...
Posted by John on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 08:11:00 PST

USA vs Mexico

The USA vs Mexico game was amazing. We won 2-0  and our seats were right behind Mexico's goal so we saw both goals up close. I hope I get to go back to the Columbus Crew stadium, and if we make i...
Posted by John on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 10:52:00 PST

soccer camp

Well im glad the soccer camp is over, it will be nice to have a little break. Unfortunatly i have to wake up really early next week for practice. Hopefully the camp made us all better so we can beat U...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my birthday

well today is my birthday. that right, the big 17. i just wish it were on a day where i didnt have so much work cause it hasnt really been very good. right now im doing an english paper which may keep...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

french movie Pin Pon

Pin Pon is one of the worst movies i have ever seen. NEVER WATCH IT!! just image two like 40 or so year old men running around with kids saying "pin pon, pin pon" or "clip, clop, clip, clop" and maki...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SATs

wow the SATs really suck. i thought they would never end. it doesnt help that i got the wierdest essay question ive ever seen either. i really dont want to have to take those again even though i know ...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the walrus

the walrus just came to my house and as usual, tried to start a conversation with me. im just glad that i was "doing homework" so she didnt talk a lot and also that my mom came and started talking to ...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my finger hurts

my finger is killing me. damn freshman. now i cant use my thumb and barely can use my right hand. i cant play lacrosse till its better which fucking sucks. hopefully its not broken and will get better...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST