The Reliable Fireball, its operatives and agents, investigate mysterious mysteries such as Huge Black Alien Cats, although we're getting away from that as there is lately little call. Frankly, ABCs are not that big a deal anymore since the TWTL Boys went off the air. The Reliable Fireball is currently concentrating on Government Mind Control through HDTV converter boxes, Wicked Weather and its potential secret connection to HAARP. The Reliable Fireball's main office is connected directly to the National Fierce Catastrophic Hurricane & Tropical Storm Center, enabling us to post the latest news on Wicked Weather, particularly hurricanes and such. The Fireball also tracks secret government conspiracies, the locations of SECRET FEMA DETENTION CAMPS and now HALLIBURTON PRISON CAMPS, and the ever-present threat of a National Emergency resulting in the declaration of martial (not "marshal") law, the destruction of the Constitution and the dissolution of America, all of which is constantly being predicted like to scare the living shit out of people, but which, for some unknown reason, never actually seems to happen...
THE SEARCH FOR THE DEADLY DEATH TRAINS WITH CHAINS AND SHACKLES, GUILLOTINE FLATCARS AND SATANIC ALTARS HAS BEEN SUSPENDED INASMUCH AS THE MATTER HAS BEEN CLOSED BY INVESTIGATION, it appearing to all intents and purposes that THE DEADLY PRISONER BOXCARS DISGUISED AS RAILWAY CAR CARRIERS ARE, IN FACT, RAILWAY AUTOMOBILE CARRIERS, albeit still manufactured by the bastardly Gunderson Corporation, but still having NO EVIDENCE, DIRECT OR OTHERWISE, of CHAINS, SHACKLES, GUILLOTINES, OR SATANIC ALTARS or anything else like that. There just... isn't, man. Also on the lookout for an invasion from Mars (seasonal investigations as that is more likely in September or thereabouts). The Reliable Fireball is not currently hiring, but in the event a position opens up, applications will be accepted with the clear understanding that the Fireball offers no compensation, remuneration, MONEY, or much of anything else for any affiliation with The Reliable Fireball. But it's cool to be able to say you're an operative of -- THE RELIABLE FIREBALL. Contact The Offices of the Reliable Fireball any time at [email protected]
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