sex, destruction, infanticide, genocide, explosions, nuclear weapons, genocide, euphemisms, pile drivers, DDTs, power bombs, super combos, hadokens, miniguns, rocket launchers, double-barreled shotguns, suicide-ressurection combos, cybernetics, killer robots, outer space, massive chins, roundhouse kicks, uppercuts, right crosses, left hooks, sleeper holds, snogging, shagging, flamethrowing, revolution, uprising, coup de graces, axe kicks, the squared circle, death, life, undeath, unlife, God, sporks, rhythm-based music, experiments, Jews, Mortal Kombat, Spischak Industries, oceans of piss, oceans of blood, bagging, throwing grenades, throwing babies, curb jobs, telekinesis
Primus
Bruce Campbell, Chuck Norris, Kurt Russell, Dolph Lundgren, Bruce Willis, any other people who kick more ass than moi.