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Davenstein 3D

I am Death Incarnate!

About Me

I am an explosion. Among kings, I am less than proper. Among peasants, I am unpleasant. I make my money through mass destruction and unerring force. There is no woman in my life, because there are no women who will allow me to eat their children. I am a physical impossibility, a walking contradiction. I am a force unknown to the third world, and to the second world, well... My point is, I can beat anyone's ass, any time, because I am the proud owner of a triceratops. Fuck your BMW.

My Interests

sex, destruction, infanticide, genocide, explosions, nuclear weapons, genocide, euphemisms, pile drivers, DDTs, power bombs, super combos, hadokens, miniguns, rocket launchers, double-barreled shotguns, suicide-ressurection combos, cybernetics, killer robots, outer space, massive chins, roundhouse kicks, uppercuts, right crosses, left hooks, sleeper holds, snogging, shagging, flamethrowing, revolution, uprising, coup de graces, axe kicks, the squared circle, death, life, undeath, unlife, God, sporks, rhythm-based music, experiments, Jews, Mortal Kombat, Spischak Industries, oceans of piss, oceans of blood, bagging, throwing grenades, throwing babies, curb jobs, telekinesis

Music:

Primus

Heroes:

Bruce Campbell, Chuck Norris, Kurt Russell, Dolph Lundgren, Bruce Willis, any other people who kick more ass than moi.

My Blog

See what I think about prom!

.... Are you still waiting? Oh, you missed it.
Posted by Davenstein 3D on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST