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Ian the Friend

No, Noses Do Sometimes Laugh...

My Interests

Music:

Top 5, thats all. Cake, The Cure, Smashing Pumpkins, The Who, Queens of the Stone Age

Movies:

Meet my Cow
.. Cow
Get your Own Cow Pet at HM Ranch 64The Emperors New Groove, Yellow Submarine, Donnie Darko, Waynes World, Garden State, The Life Aquatic (any wes anderson) , Spinal Tap, The Usual Suspects, I (heart) hukabees, Eddie izzard. (i have a man crush on eddie) Robin williams, chris walkin.

Television:

STELLA!!! -Greatest show ever. Cartoons kick ass.(simpsons, family guy, Fosters home for Imaginary Friends...ect.) And scotts stopid degrassi

Books:

HARRY POTTER!!!! Stephen king. Micheal Crichton. The Devil in the White City.

My Blog

The Superbowl

In the future, romanticaly tinted chemical waster will spill upon a normal bowl of captain crunch. It will grow to enourmus size and begin to, ironically, eat people.The superbowl will be the death of...
Posted by Ian the Friend on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 03:15:00 PST

Movie Ideas

Note to Self:- How I Want to die- Drunken Dad, Wii Sports- "I Also Hate Jesus"(maybe to reitereate later if i feel like typing.)((mainly for me, not for you))
Posted by Ian the Friend on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 11:11:00 PST

I Was Against The Fence

The Song in Which I was gooch grabbed over the fence. I cant find me, its to pixaly, but i was up against the fence.Get this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Ian the Friend on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 05:54:00 PST

Okay

her dress flowed up from the groundit followed as she walked around towncolors so brighther lighter alightand her dog that she got from the poundshe lived by herself in the woodas she thought any good...
Posted by Ian the Friend on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 12:14:00 PST

See My Picture

go to this one to see it!http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?j1hdnxpnrv4
Posted by Ian the Friend on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 12:11:00 PST

The Drunk and the Sleazy

the vases are brokenthe flowers dried upthe water has drippedoff the tabletopa puddle of coldsteped in, i yellthe quiet i longed fordrowned in a wellfeeling the wall the reclusive switchlight hits my ...
Posted by Ian the Friend on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:39:00 PST

Away

Away-laying in timelessness, bliss-playing a game with a kiss-toying around under cover-holding her close as a lover-wanting to hold on forever-knowing the sooner the better-being a child for a moment...
Posted by Ian the Friend on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:27:00 PST

Fabrications

i watch a rock swim, i thinksalt water in my eyesbut rocks dont swim they sinkthe rock is waving byewe are going down, i fearwe are going downive hit my head hardthe world is turning purplegrope to gr...
Posted by Ian the Friend on Mon, 08 May 2006 06:27:00 PST

Unexpected Brilliance

my tounge could never be so boldto say the words my mind can holdand there they stay, in innocencecausing my indifferenceacross the plain and simple skyflashes bright a knowing lightshowing me all tha...
Posted by Ian the Friend on Thu, 04 May 2006 07:27:00 PST

The Stander

a seagull ate a dead fish, sonthe dead fish woke inside of himso the gull he took a gunand shot the fish inside of himwalkers walked next to the birdbut the tiny gun shot wasnt hearda walker became a ...
Posted by Ian the Friend on Thu, 04 May 2006 10:07:00 PST