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Paul

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About Me

Basics:
Name: Paul
Current Location: Daphne, AL
Eye Color: Blue/Grey
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde
Height: 5'7"
Piercings: Left ear. One of many foolish mistakes I made as a teenager.
Tattoos: None.
Favorite:
Band/Singer: Passport.
Song: "Count Your Blessings" by Exodus.
Movie: Star Wars series.
Disney Movie: The Black Cauldron.
TV show: Ghosthunters
Color: Aquamarine
Food: Oysters
Pizza topping: Anchovies
Ice-Cream Flavor: Pralines & Cream
Drink (alcoholic): Colorado Bulldog.
Soda: 7up
Season: Autumn
Month: October
Holiday/Festival: Halloween
Flower: Fleur de Lis
Board game: Risk
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Bring on the rain.
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Fruit or veggie: Neither
Night or day: I'm nocturnal
Sour or sweet: Sour
Love or money: Love
Phone or in person: In Person
Looks or personality: Personality
Coffee or tea: Tea
Hot or cold: Cold
Your:
Goal for this year: To survive.
Most missed memory: Spending time with Chubbs (RIP)
First thought waking up: "Damn I'm still alive."
Hypothetical personality disorder: PTSD
Sesame street alter ego: Oscar
Fairytale alter ego: Anakin Skywalker
Most stupid remark: "I do."
Greatest ambition: To live comfortably.
Greatest fear: Finances.
Strangest received gift: An English Bulldog.
Worst habit: Smoking.
Do You:
Smoke: Yes
Drink: Very seldom
Curse: I have kids...HELL yes!
Shower daily: Yes.
Like thunderstorms: Yes
Dance in the rain: No.
Sing: No.
Play an instrument: Piano, drums.
Get along with your parents: Distantly.
Wish on stars: Nope
Believe in fate: Not really.
Believe in love at first sight: Not with people.
Can You:
Drive: Yep
Sew: Nope
Cook: Yep
Speak another language: French
Dance: Yep
Sing: No
Touch your nose with your tongue: Nope
Whistle: Yes
Curl your tongue: Yep
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Duh.
Been Stoned/High: Yes.
Eaten Sushi: Once
Been in Love: Yes.
Skipped school: Yep
Made prank calls: Yep
Sent someone a love letter: No
Stolen something: Yep
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? GREED, SELFISHNESS.
Are you right or left handed? Lefty
What is your bedtime? Circa 2am
Name three things you can't live without: Faith, hope and love.
What is the color of your room? Aquamarine
Do you have any siblings? 5 brothers, 2 sisters.
Do you have any pets? 6 dogs and 1 paranoid cat.
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? I don't hate people. Hahahahaha!
What is your middle name? hahaha Paul
What are your nicknames? A$$h0le, dad
Do you have a crush on anyone? A crush? Like sitting on them?
Are you afraid of the dark? Never.
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Yes
What is the last law you’ve broken? Probably speeding.
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: No preference.
Eye color: Brown
Height: No preference.
Weight: Somewhere in the middle
Most important physical feature: A living body.
Biggest turn-offs: Greed, rudeness, selfishness.

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