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Daniel

This tastes just like butter!

About Me

A wry wit wrapped in a crispy flour tortilla. Just bring some guacamole and we'll have a fiesta.

My Interests

Coffee buzz, wine buzz, art, illustration, photography, creating music and videos, all things Macintosh

I'd like to meet:

Coffee junkies, wine buffs

Music:

Paul Weller, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Coldplay, Iggy Pop, B.R.M.C., Foo Fighters, P.J. Harvey, The Vines, Aerosmith, Crystal Method, Boxing Gandhis, Clash, Liquid Soul, Janes Addiction, Jet, Pink Floyd, Propellerheads, Bob Dylan, The Cult, Pavement, Rolling Stones, U2, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Morphine, White Stripes, Miles Davis, Booker T, Audioslave, Al Green, Ben Harper, Remy Shand, Robert Randolph & The Family Band, Seal, Sade, Solomon Burke, The Beta Band, Eagles, Buddy Guy, George Shearing, J. Geils Band, Jack Johnson, Zeppelin, The Doors, The Police, World Party, Massive Attack, Stevie Wonder, Van Morrison, Spinners, O'Jays, Motown anything, Zero 7, The Postal Service, The Von Bondies, The Shins, Cowboy Junkies, Modest Mouse, Portishead,

Movies:

What the Bleep Do We Know?, Secretary, Usual Suspects, High Fidelity, Brazil, Memento, Spinal Tap, Donnie Darko, The Big Lebowski, Almost Famous, Blade Runner, 5th Element, Fight Club, Brainstorm, Pulp Fiction, Lost In Translation, Being John Malkovich, Life of Brian, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Caddyshack, Seems Like Old Times, The Jerk, anything with Angelina Jolie, Breakfast Club, most John Hughes films, Say Anything, LOTR, any film than can keep me interested: boobs, slapstick, action, car chases, things blowing up or well-drawn character studies with intelligent dialogue (i.e., NO KEVIN COSTNER MOVIES)...except for those, I love movies.

Television:

The Daily Show, Letterman, Conan O'Brien, CSI (all versions), Scrubs, 24, Lost, Discovery Channel, Learning Channel, Sopranos, Simpsons

Books:

Green Eggs & Ham, The Giving Tree, The Holographic Universe, anything by Roald Dahl, anything by Stephen Hawking and I'd like to read you like a book

Heroes:

My Dad, my grandmother, Paul Weller

My Blog

Taking my car into the quantum mechanic

I am designing a new car (in my head). I'm calling it the 'quark'. Maybe it's a good name for a sub-atomic-compact vehicle? And, when it needs repair, does it get taken to a quantum mechanic in anothe...
Posted by Daniel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sometimes it's all you can do not to...

Sometimes it takes everything I've got to not do certain things Sometimes it takes everything I've got to not say certain words Sometimes it takes everything I've got to not yell out at innapropriat...
Posted by Daniel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wanted: Weekday Omelette Chef

I work in the department with neverending food supply. The coffee grows wild here and some days the talk is wilder. Daily distractions consist of either bread baking, vegetable platter, homemade cak...
Posted by Daniel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Didactic Mysticism

Didactic Mysticism Imperceptible spiral filaments connect everyone to everyone and everything to everything. This is one of my spiritual beliefs. When one of us hurts, another is feeling ecstasy....
Posted by Daniel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Holy Ham Hocks!! It's time to thaw the bacon

This is not an exciting blog entry. Okay.. I admit it. I freeze bacon. Sometimes. But only because I can't eat a whole package at once. Believe me, I have in the past and it wasn't worth it. No, no...
Posted by Daniel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Acronyms R Us

DDelightfulAArtyNNaughtyIIdealEExcellentLLazyName / Username: Name Acronym GeneratorFrom Go-Quiz.com...
Posted by Daniel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Are you guilty?

Are you guilty of posting or writing someone here on myspace while intoxicated? I am. And this is my formal apology to all those I wrote to in the past while intoxicated. I abused sentence struc...
Posted by Daniel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Picking out a thermos...

Ohh... I'm picking out a thermos for you Not an oridinary thermos for you, But the extra-best thermos you can buy With vinyl, with stripes and a cup built right in! I'm picking out a thermos for y...
Posted by Daniel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Button masher

No. Not metaphor this time. I like to mash buttons and keyboards and radio station presets, especially when the song sucks. It's my little way of getting revenge at the consolidation of radio enter...
Posted by Daniel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Spectacles and tentacles

If I had four eyes and twelve arms and hands I'd be happy Sure, I'd look weird, but boy would I be productive And seductive And other 'uctives' You could call me the dirty dozen boy I would smi...
Posted by Daniel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST