A look back into my childhood. |
Well today is Presidents day and im off of work! I figured I would write something short and sweet for my 7 shitty fans. Do I owe it to you? no. Do you deserve it? Probably not. Am I gonna do it becau...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 11:09:00 GMT |
Going to Mardi Gras, again |
It has been a while since I blogged and it feels great not wasting my time looking up pictures and typing endlessly to entertain all of you fuckers. Fact is, my time is better used sitting at a bar dr...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2009 13:57:00 GMT |
I am finally sober enough to type again, sort of |
So it has been a while since I have gotten on myspace and posted a blog for my seven shitty readers to jack off to and i dont feel bad about it at all. Several months ago I decided to take a look at h...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 15:23:00 GMT |
You Are: The Girl of My Dreams |
Knowing the hundreds perhaps even thousands of women out there pining for my love and affection, I thought this might be a good moment to provide a helpful checklist noting the specific qualities ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 13:50:00 GMT |
You are: Repost of my favorite blog before my big final blog! |
Hello my ten shitty readers and welcome to my new blog. I have given up on leading a purposefull life at this point. The prescription cough syrup I stole from my friends apartment has made me numb to ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 00:15:00 GMT |
You are: about to read my last blog |
Well im all grown up now and it's time to get out of the bar business and get a real job. I just got done putting my resume together and I graduate at the end of the month. I have been reading about h...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 23:06:00 GMT |
You are: a true survivor. |
Currently there are two survival shows on cable. The first is Survivorman hosted by Les Stroud.
Les is a Canadian that is dropped off in the middle of nowhere with a couple of cameras, tripods ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:14:00 GMT |
You are: A Circuit City employee |
Tomorrow is my last day of exams, thank god! This is one of the shittiest weeks of my year. I have lost 12 pounds in 6 days. I credit this to the owl of fruity pebbles I eat every morning, the 4 adder...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 23:59:00 GMT |
You are: Shitty links |
As most of my ten shitty readers already know I am a busy son of a bitch these days. If you dont know already I make it a habit to never read any of your shitty blogs. There is nobody on myspace who c...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 09:16:00 GMT |
You are: Reader submitted WOTW |
Ok so I am hungover as shit and turn on my computer to see that some asshole has finally written a WOTW for me. One of my ten shitty readers finally did something for me! Here is his link so go l...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:41:00 GMT |
