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Calluna Vulgaris

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About Me

My name is Heather, and contrary to popular belief, I am not a boy.
My mood and personality change constantly, I feel it can be compared to one of those rotating restaurants where the menu items dance around you.
You know?
If you're not an ass, you can usually see the better part of me, but generally I'm quiet and cynical.
I'm a different person everyday. It's almost pointless to stick with a first impression of me.
When I'm not pissing off the general public I can be found googling pictures of chickens or cuddling with my puppy.
Or listening to awesome beats.
It's safe to say that even the people who know me best don't really know me at all, I don't even know me... so there isn't much more I can say about myself.
By the way, don't bother judging my character or level of awesomeness by looking at my music interest, because the list doesn't even begin to encompass my taste.
In all honesty, I am deeply horrified by most people. I am extremely suspicious. Tee-hee.
I want to make movies.
Also: I don't feel that I need to fill up my profile with skulls, bats, a combination of the words "fuck, hell, and metal" or "goth quizes" to prove that I'm the embodiment of gloom. You should just know that by now.
This is the hottest thing I have ever seen.

My Interests


Finland! Zombies, Velvet Blazers, Regular Blazers, Scarves, Fingerless Gloves, Dead Bodies, Skulls, Hearts, My Friends, ZaKaTaK, Chickens, Drawing, Stand-Up Comedy, HIM, Ville Valo, Bam-Bam Margera and the antics of Brandon DiCamillo, Tattoos, Metal in the skin, Photography, getting in trouble with the police bi-anually, Pugs, the adventures that come with being poor, Horror, Forcing people to hang out with me, and cinema.

I'd like to meet:



Dani Filth and Kenny Hotz and Ville Valo!!!!

And Tarja Turunen, Nick 13, Tim Burton, Anthony Hopkins, Quentin Tarantino, Michael Cera and Chuck Palahniuk.

I met Brandon DiCamillo, Rake Yohn, Brandon Novak and Bam Margera two years ago, but I wouldn't mind talking to them again.

Rape Time.

Music:

3 Inches of Blood 50 Cent The 69 Eyes AFI The Agents + Ville, haha A-ha Apocalyptica Aqua Asia Atomic Raygun Attack! Atrocity Beck Belle Morte Billy Corgan Billy Idol Blink-182 Blondie Bloodhound Gang Blue Oyster Cult Brandon DiCamillo Bright Eyes Carl Orff Children of Bodom CKY The Clash Clutch Cradle of Filth Culture Club The Cure Daniel Lioneye Danny Elfman Danzig David Bowie Dethklok Dimmu Borgir The Distillers DMX Duran Duran Feist Garth Brooks Gary Numan Gnarkill Green Day Gregorio Allegri Gunther Gwar Heart Hell Train HIM Hollywood Undead Human League Ingrid Michaelson Jewel Joan Jett Junior Senior Kill Hannah The Killers Madonna Mindless Self Indulgence The Misfits Muse Negative Nightwish No Doubt Nouvelle Vague Operatic Pantera Peter Schilling The Pierces Pixies Poison the Well Queen Queensryche Rammstein Raphsody of Fire Regina Spektor Rick Springfield Right Said Fred Rise Against Rusted Root Sara McLauchlan Screeching Weasel The Sex Pistols Simian Skid Row The Smashing Pumpkins The Sounds Talking Heads Tiger Army Trans Siberian Orchestra Turbonegro Twisted Sister U2 Van Halen Viking Skull Ville Valo Zakk Wylde ZwanAnd much more

Movies:

A lot, I'm working on a list, it grows every day so bearbarebear with me.

Television:

Metalocalypse Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! ATHF The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Certain Stand-up Scrubs We Are the 80's Any old hair metal countdown Anything about human disection The Riches Breaking Bad Anything Discovery Intervention

Books:

The Lazarus Syndrome The Zombie Survival Guide AMERICA(the book) Medical Curiosities Emergency! Haunted Diary Invisible Monsters Fugitives and Refugees Choke Survivor Rant Lullaby Stranger than Fiction Fight Club Glass Castle A Piece of Cake My stolen highschool history text book, I Am America! (and so can you) The Alphabet of Manliness any book about emergency rooms, dead bodies, and political satire!