+*:..Q. Charise - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm an Aquarius. I love the sight of galloping horses. But not in real life. I do everything so perfectly that I don't get much accomplished, but I believe in quality not quantity. I love adventuring, outside is super cool. I really, really, really want to make dresses. I think about it all the time. I'm a cat person. I write haikus. I write a lot of stuff. I feel things too much and I try to take on the troubles of the world. I think everyone needs to take personal responsibility and do their part to save our planet. I have a 2 year old that would love to see a polar bear in the wild someday. I don't talk to strangers, so if I don't know you, don't bother me. Pretty much, I believe that if you know you're fabulous, everyone else will know it too. And the ones who don't aren't worth the time it took me to mention them. At this time I'd like to quote the great Thomas Jefferson, advocate for human rights and a seriously awesome dude, "The Earth belongs to the living. No man may, by natural right, oblige the land he owns or occupies to debts greater than those that may be paid during his own lifetime. Because, if he could, then the world would belong to the dead, and not to the living." Word.

My Interests

*My little dude Oliver*Cousin Adventures in America*being an Appletree*other beautiful people*The rainforest on my porch*climbing trees*watching butterflies*the sky, especially clouds*spicy yellowtail and triple(F-ing)fantasy rolls*organic foods*Pika*writing stories and haikus*Marc Jacobs, all day, everyday, forever*FASHION*CoCo2 I miss you*anorexia*unicorns and pegasus*questionable boys*David Beckham*ganja food*rainbows*the ocean*true love*driving with the windows down*basking in sunlight*Kashi everything*pondering and contemplating*learning something new everyday*people watching*makeovers*playing with my friends*taking pictures*artsy stuff*photobucket

I'd like to meet:

Someone who will die and leave me money that I'm not related to and don't have to sleep with.

Music:

beats, grooves, depressing melodies, and cheesy gayness...

Movies:

Road House*Freeway*Donnie Darko*Zoolander*Romeo and Juliet(ala Leonardo DiCaprio)*Dirty Dancing*Napoleon Dynamite*Cable Guy*The Silence of the Lambs*Grandma's Boy*Casino*The Little Mermaid*Lost Boys*Pee Wee's Big Adventure*Strangers on a Train*Labyrinth*License to Drive*The Neverending Story*The Princess Bride*Lost Highway*Natural Born Killers*Boogie Nights*Saturday Night Fever*Gleaming the Cube*Juice*Adventures in Babysitting*Death Proof*Blades of Glory*Dream a Little Dream*Nightmare on Elm Street 4*Belly*Pretty in Pink*True Romance*Bubble Boy*Lars and the Real Girl*

Television:

*America's Next Top Model*Project Runway*The Universe*South Park*Law and Order*The Discovery Channel*It's a Big, Big World*Old Scooby Doo*

Books:

I adore books. I have hundreds of paperbacks and I've read most of them at least twice. Books about murder are the best.

Heroes:

Appletree, my Mommy, Thomas Jefferson, and CoCo Chanel..:*+

My Blog

Proud to be a shallow socialite...

This is pretty sweet. It seems my ultra-conservative, white bread family in Oklahoma/Texas have read my profile and think I'm rude, self-involved, and conceited... Nice. Love it. If a clan of judgment...
Posted by +*:..Q. Charise on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:01:00 PST

Something for everyone

When I picked my car up from the Neiman's valet this afternoon, the valet boys were joking with me and being more conversational than usual, I played along, as I do(earning myself a free valet servic...
Posted by +*:..Q. Charise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

See, I have this problem.

I suffer from a disease known as "Compulsive Shopping Disorder". It's a rare & curious disease that costs[my friends & family]tens of thousands of dollars each year. But you see, now a time h...
Posted by +*:..Q. Charise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I miss my Tree...

I love my Appletree more than anyone could possibly imagine and on the last monday in May someone hurt her so badly that she may never recover. She was driving on the freeway and some asshole cut her ...
Posted by +*:..Q. Charise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cousins in the desert, whoaoaoh!!

4am, the cousin picks me up in Sanchez, we cruise to her pad to pick up some cooter crawlers, just in case. Next stop Gag n' the Bag. Nuthin' like a BJ to start off the day. Still drowsy from sleepin...
Posted by +*:..Q. Charise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Las Vegas is an insult on my good taste.

How an entire city can be so tacky is beyond my comprehension. What excuse can one have to dress so shabbily when they have THE FORUM!!!??? Gucci, Dolce, and Chanel all in one building, so fucking co...
Posted by +*:..Q. Charise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

El Cajon, the shame of San Diego County

My best friend lives in El Cajon (I love her regardless of this fact) and the other day I decided to venture out of my comfort zone and go visit her. I don't usually go further east than Fletcher Par...
Posted by +*:..Q. Charise on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:41:00 PST

Montage. Montage? Montage!!???

Are you fucking kidding me? 1998 called, they want their party back. Awesome venue, I'll give you that. The sushi bar on the roof overlooking the San Diego skyline is pretty swanky, but the music was ...
Posted by +*:..Q. Charise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Attention nasty smokers

There is nothing on this planet more foul than cigarette smokers! What the fuck is wrong with you people?! It's totally unfair that I've lost my right to breathe comfortably. It seeps in my car window...
Posted by +*:..Q. Charise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Poor Martha...

Oh, the horror! How do these sick bastards sleep at night, sentencing my favorite villianess to 5 months in jail!?!? MARTHA STEWART IS ABOVE THE LAW! Is there no mercy!? No justice in this cruel world...
Posted by +*:..Q. Charise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST