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Professional Neurotransmitter.

Be thankful I didn't chroma glow you assholes to death. You're welcome.

About Me


Name: Andy
Birthdate: 1-21-88
Birthplace: Tiffin Ohio
Current Location: Chicago, IL
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: Brownish
Height: 5-10sish
Weight: 140ish
Piercings: a fewish
Tatoos: nopeish
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: hell noish
Overused Phraze: ___ish
FAVORITES
Food: Pizza, Breakfast food
Candy: Sour Patch kids
Number: no
Color: no
Animal: kitty. snake. if they could make a kitty snake it'd be the most badass shit ever.
Drink: Arizona Green Tea, anything with High Fructose cornsyrup
Alcohol Drink: anything with alcohol
Bagel: plain
Letter: ?
Body Part on Opposite sex: assntitties
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: cherry
McDonalds or BurgerKing: no
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: both
Chocolate or Vanilla combine
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: who?
Dog or Cat: cat, but it's just cause they're independent
Rap or Punk: combine the two.
Summer or Winter: winter.
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: comedy/satire
Love or Money: Time.
YOUR...
Bedtime: nope
Most Missed Memory: I'm pretty content for the time being, but it'd be cool to hang out with the ohioans for a bit
Best phyiscal feature: ask someone who looks at me everyday.
First Thought Waking Up: hello erection.
Goal for this year: too long to post
Best Friends: Alex, Clifton, Jules, Scott, Mom, Mandy- in no particular order
Weakness: I'm skinny, so I wouldn't survive long if there was a zombie attack if I didn't have rations
Fears: I'm so alone.
Heritage: Peaceloving Nazi Jews.
Longest relationship: 3 years. Fuck dat hoe.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: Have I pot?
Ever been Drunk: really?
Ever been beaten up: psh.
Ever beaten someone up: psh.
Ever Shoplifted: psh.
Ever Skinny Dipped: orgy.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: that's just sad
Been Dumped Lately: nope. Fuck bros n hoes.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: real
Favorite Hair Color: real
Short or Long: depends on the style
Height: I like being able to use the term shorty, and i don't like irony enough to refer to someone taller than me as shorty.
Style: ...yes.
Looks or Personality: both. go big or go home.
Hot or Cute Stated above.
Drugs and Alcohol: nothing frequently
Muscular or Really Skinny: throw...some ds....on dat bitch.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: fuck that noise.
What country do you want to Visit: more like which countries am i going to visit.
How do you want to Die: fast and in a funny way.
Been to the Mall Lately: nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Get along with your Parents: yep
Health Freak: nope
Do you think your Attractive: do i think my what's attractive?
Believe in Yourself: how can I not? I'm here aren't I?
Want to go to College: check plus.
Do you Smoke: nope- just quit.
Do you Drink: I drink a lot of things.
Shower Daily: depends on how my hair is, and how much work I've been doing.
Been in Love: yes
Do you Sing: everyone sings.
Want to get Married: when i find someone worth the rest of my life i'll answer that as a yes
Do you want Children: when i find someone stable enough to balance out my crazy ass then yes.
Have your future kids names planned out: I can't plan that, becaus GOD KNOWS that I won't have the final say in that one. Even the perfect girl is still going to have a strong opinion against whatever I decide. I'm not bitter, I'm realistic.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: I would like to lose my virginity.
Hate anyone: same thing as love so yes.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!1. How tall are you barefoot? 5'10ish2. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes...a couple of times actually. If you are going to cheat, just end the relationship and leave your ex alone. Don't be a douchebag and draw it out or expect friendship, thats fucked up. Agreed? fuck off, i'm bitter.3. Do you own a gun? lol. how ironic that this comes after &#2. I wonder what someone was thinking about :). I do but it isn't here. Meaning that I don't. But I'll cut a mofucka if they step at me.4. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be? I wouldn't have one if i could choose...sometimes i think i have clinical depression but then i realize that being depressed is part of living. I guess I'd have OCD, if that's a mental disorder and not a mood disorder, at least then my records would be stupid organized.5. How many letters are in your crush's name? I don't jave a crush...i live in "reality".6. What do you think of hot dogs? They're the most disgusting yummy food there is. The concept of a hot dog is kinda wack. Whoever pitched the hot dog was really fucking good at their job. I want an agent/manager that good.7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Oi to the world- vandals. Nat King cole- that one song.8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? anything wet. I get stupid dry mouth. I hope I don't have diabetes. god damnit.9. Do you do push-ups? Can anyone answer this question without sounding like an ass? Yeah. I used to do 800 a day, but now i go to the gym. Ooga chacca. I'm gonna go pick something up. and then take a shower.10. Have you ever done ecstasy? I've been in pure musical ecstasy before, if that counts. if you're talking about the drug, that isn't the kind of thing that I (would) brag about (whether I'd done it before or not [negative peer pressure. gotta keep that shit on the dl.])11. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? I don't even have friends I hate people. Everyone in Chicago, columbus, tiffin, cleveland and toledo you aren't included in the above hated people.12. Do you like the rain? Fuck yeah dude. back back high-punch- lightning strike. Cheapest. shit. ever. I miss when mortal kombat wasn't shitty.13.Do you own a knife? yeah.14. What do you smell like? MAN. I AM MAN. Oog.15. Do you have A.D.D.? Yesnowgivemespeed.16. Full initials? ASL17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. the last time I did this quiz all of my answers were lame. My neck hurts. I want to go pick something up. Hey yo girl.18. Name the last 3 things you have thought today. Yolk is a good breakfast place. People suck. Why do aphex twin and autechre have to make tracks that sound good at both 33/5 and 45 rpm?19. Name five drinks you regularly drink. Water, tea, oj, beer, purple drank20. What time did you wake up today? Haven't slept yet21. Can you spell? most of the time.22. Current worry? Those jets that keep flying by at warp speed are going to drop a bomb containing a virus that will start a class 4 zombie epidemic... and when that happends I'm going to have to scale from rooftop to rooftop using shitty 2x4s until i get to the chicago river where i can steal a boat and get as far away from any major city as possible and set up camp at a prison somewhere so that I can start a new life... only to eventually go insane for lack of human contact and electricity to play music. 23. Current hate? Richard D. James being an ass, and making songs impossible to bpm, while also having a million aliases. 24. Favorite place to be? "home"25. Least favorite place to be? In thought circles.26. Where do you want to go? If I could go back in time to friday night and go to circus of freaks...27. Do you own slippers? Yep, and they're made by Tom's28. Where do you think you will be in 10 years? Probably waking up somewhere sweet.29. Do you burn or tan? either...both...neither.30. Yellow or blue? That isnt even a question.31. Would you give up your current life to be a pirate? who're we stealing shit from?32.Last time your cell rang? 30 minutes ago- momma.33. What songs do you sing in the shower? got my toes done up with my finger nails matching.34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? Aliens and spiders. Both of which "got" me.35. What's in your pockets right now? knives and lint. cuttin niggas up and taking they lint.36. Last thing that made you laugh? Some guy.37. Best bed sheets you had as a child? Lion King. Simba's my boy.38. Worst injury you've ever had? broken heart. you never get over it. GAYYYYY.39. What is your GPA? I'm stupid.40. How many TVs do you have in your house? 1.41. Who is your loudest friend? Clifton. Jules you better laugh at that. Katie. Clifton you better laugh at that.42. Who is your most silent friend? Justin, and he really isn't that silent.43. Does someone have a crush on you? Yes.44. Do you wish on stars? don't need to.46. What song did you last hear? some shit by flosstradamus because I was just on their myspace.48. What song do you want played at your funeral? Life's a bitch-NAS Gwely Mernans- Aphex twin, I'd want someone to spin an ambient set but one that ends on a positive note.49. What were you doing 12AM last night? bpming records.50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? Where am I?
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My Interests

Music art y amigos.This is way rad-ass:
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I'd like to meet:

Chances are if I haven't met you, I haven't done so because I don't like you. P.s. Dan- My llama owned your porcupine.

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Music:

I like alternative music (alternative in the sense that it isn't whored on the radio, not the 1990s genre), and I lose respect for musicians when they whore themselves on tTV (teenager television, a.k.a. "music" television). I like Ivan Stravinski, µ-ZIQ, Mindless self-indugence, Postal Service, Rush, Dream Theater, Bauhaus, Aphex Twin, Propellorheads, Beck, Fatboy-slim, Bloc Party, Gustav Holst, Bach, Beethoven (moderately), Steve Vai (is god), It Ends Here, At-the-drive-in, Brand New, Children Of Bodom, Bad Religion, Dashboard Confessional (nice lyrics), Distillers, Fugazi, GODSPEED! You Black Emperor, Grand Funk Railroad, HALLUCINOGEN, Less than Jake, Mars Volta, Nil8, NOFX, Pidgeon, The Pogues, Symphony X, ,Wheatus, Big Business, King (motherfucking) Missile, Jurrasic 5, Jedi-Mind-Tricks, RAGE!-against the machine...And lately I've been looking into shit on CST Records (i.e. Thee Silver Mt. Zion (etc) and Hangedup. (i can't spell for shit), and thats all the shit on my ipod (i am a consumer whore). Also, I really am getting into trance and just plain ambient shit. If you know any noise or shit feel free to drop me a line and I'll check it out.
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Napalm
Your Favorite Target: Emo-kids
Your Kill Count: 1,513,196,695
Your Battle Cry: "Yo mama!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 11
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $90,101,035,379,489
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 91%

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Movies:

Woman Tazered by police while already restrained.



fuck the police. brutality much?! Shes not even fighting them- bullshit squared

Beatboxen Bush



G-dub beat box style! Sweet beat i might add

Monkey with a Deathwish



This Monkey is way sweet! this would be sweet to do parkour style with a cop! I don't wanna ruin the ending Crash,Requiem for a Dream, Trainspotting, The weatherman, Idle Hands, Horror movies (even though I'm a pussy), anything with John Cusack.

Television:

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Colbert Report, comedy central presents fill in the blank.

Books:

Fahrenheit 451, Brave New World, Choke, America- A citizens guide to Democracy Inaction, Don't get too comfortable, Kaffir Boy (opened my eyes). Reading list for the summer: Communist Manifesto (boring so far), Kama Suetra (to the delight of everyone around me: awkward!) Angela's ashes, 1984, Slaughterhouse 5, Freakanomics, Cats Cradle, An Underground Education, Tipping point, Fight Club Politics. I like to read, but it is hard for me to sit still long enough to do it. There is no way I'm going to be able to read all those books by the end of summer...but I'm totally gonna try.

Heroes:

Myself, Nick Stevans, anyone who can fuck people they don't know, Daze;
What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Sexuality:
Flirting Skill Level - 76%

Kissing Skill Level - 56%

Cudding Skill Level - 85%

Sex Skill Level - 28%

Why They Love You You keep going and going and going...
Why They Hate You You get tongue-tied when they ask you to talk dirty to them.

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My Blog

Chicago

I live in Chicago now and I must say... It's pretty sweet.If you wanna visit me, call me. I miss you kids (I'm all by my lonesome here! It's kinda cool, but i'm kinda...missing everyone.). If I have a...
Posted by Professional Neurotransmitter. on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 03:47:00 PST

well shit

Yep; thats pretty much how i feel about now. The girl is gone and the emotions are sticking to me like rubber cement sticks to itself when it dries (called dry mount...its an art thing. get it?). For ...
Posted by Professional Neurotransmitter. on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:24:00 PST

the pouges

I feel like getting drunk and listening to irish music... and later having julian make us take shots to dudes and rock n roll. but he probably isnt down for that.
Posted by Professional Neurotransmitter. on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:28:00 PST

If I die before I wake (at least in heaven I can skate)

Ok, so I'm way lonely...I said it. Does that make you feel better? Me either. I miss the dudes, I miss my karmole, i miss that one girl, I miss tiffin, I miss my mom and I miss not knowing about shit ...
Posted by Professional Neurotransmitter. on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 02:18:00 PST

RACE TO DEATH

Let's all have a race; the first one to die wins. Go.
Posted by Professional Neurotransmitter. on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:35:00 PST

MAN! Fuck bitches.

enough said. (David Immele call me motha fucka!!!) MSI TONIGHT if you coming to the show call me and stop by my house bitches!!
Posted by Professional Neurotransmitter. on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 12:21:00 PST

bonnaroo

yeah so i went to bonnaroo...and then came home...early. it was really hot and I just kind of got sick of it. It was cool and all, but there was no where you could go to cool down. there is a whole no...
Posted by Professional Neurotransmitter. on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 11:35:00 PST

just give up

So far this senior skip day hasn't been too bad. We went riding, chilled with nicole and karma, watched some scrubs, watched art school confidential (that was way funny!), I took a shower, and, of cou...
Posted by Professional Neurotransmitter. on Tue, 23 May 2006 08:13:00 PST

if it only mattered...

    Why are we wasting our time writing blogs to people who dont kno us nor care about us? Myspace is kinda bulllshit, but why do we, as temporary beings, feel that we are important eno...
Posted by Professional Neurotransmitter. on Tue, 16 May 2006 09:38:00 PST

Ok seriously 13 year olds are retarded

Who gets on myspace and whores their info? Seriously thats fucking retarded, kids are gonna end up dead...and maybe they should... it'll, you know, make the herd smarter. Good evening mother leapard I...
Posted by Professional Neurotransmitter. on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 07:21:00 PST