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dilemily -- דילאמילי

About Me


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What's your pimped out ghetto thug weapon?

"Da Nine"
That's right. You're hardcore and prefer to keep your hands clean. Catch anyone messin' with you, and you'll bust out your nine and cap their bitch ass

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"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!" -Team America: World Policedon't forget to drop a line --
 

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My Blog

Ode to the good ol' days

"Remember when, your close friends became strangers; lollipops turn into cigarettes; the innocent ones turn into sluts; homework goes in the trash; soda becomes vodka; kisses turn into sex. Remember, ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:09:00 GMT

Israel 2009

I arrive in just a handful of days! I return this July, and will do my best to check my myspace... but I know I will be checking my facebook more!Oh and I will try to upload photos and keep my journal...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Mar 2009 11:00:00 GMT

Obama 2008

Les Misbarack Parody Obama White House Parody Obama Superstar Parody
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:00:00 GMT

So You Think You Can Dance 2008

--Swooop--TOP 13 WAS FUCKING AWESOME LIVE AT TACOMA DOME 09/27/08--Swooop--JOSHUA WON 2008 SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE...KATEE ONE FIRST FOR GIRLS AND SECOND OVERALL Joshua and Katee I will vote for yo...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:05:00 GMT

Bob Rivers Show -- Twisted Tunes

Bob River's Twisted TunesIf your bored, got spare time, want to watch something hilarious then check some of these out. Theres a new one on the way - Obama Superstar (hasn't been finished yet). Fucki...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:11:00 GMT

cellphone


Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:07:00 GMT

mad madlibs 2003

ATTACK of the killer MAD LIBS BRINGING HOME THE GOOD...OR IS IT BAD?...NEWSDear parent,Here is Dan Caprie's report card for the naughty eighth grade. He received a Q in English, a K in mathematic...
Posted by on Mon, 01 May 2006 21:43:00 GMT