My Crotch Rocket.Dirt and anything propelled across it with a motor.I like music.Drums and Guitar.When i get the time i beat on either/or.Camping.Trees.Bonfires.Funny shit.I really like to laugh.Fuck serious people.I like 4 wheelers and dirtbikes.My dog Bobby is the schitt cause he eats Apples with me.I like the little critters living in my woodshed.They keep stealing my bird food like i dont know their doing it.Funny.
Trees.
right now its Evans Blue and some COLD.LIttle bit of Keith Urban and some Mudvayne.The song by Killswitch Engage called HOLY DIVER.Yea its a remake of the DIO song...but it kicks alotta ass.Sears.Every SEVENDUST CD cause there really isnt a bad one cept that the first cd wasnt as good as the rest.
Funny
Dude i havent had tv since 1998 so please stop asking me if i have seen that episode of Sweaty Betty or whatever the hell it is.That also goes for LOST...dude i have no idea what the hell it even is please stop askin me if i seen the one with the dude in the tunnel and the hidden guys imaginary dog was shampoo'n carpets at the Wonder Wash for the Colonel Happy Tapp cause Happy broke the glass on the tube in which he used to smoketh.FUGGOFF!!!
Come from Wood.And they Give me wood.Well the good ones do..anyway..I wana write a book.Gonna call it Sweaty Betty and the Sling arm'd whorebite.It'll be about a chick that has like 3 butts and each one has secret powers...like changing lightbulbs and one will be able to like...repair transmissions;and be ATRA Certified to do the job too...We aint fuggin around here people...But the trick is the last one...I guess its job would be shitting...but like...in a super fancy way that its all invisible and people say it always smells like pomegranite.But besides the butt's superpowers i guess the chick ed' have to have some kinda power too.Maybe it would be that she can wash and comb a cheetah without getting bitten in less than 2.9 seconds or somthing.That'd be frickin rippin wouldnt it?
my son...he really is my hero.