shock and uh... profile picture

shock and uh...

wiretapwednesdays

About Me

If you're happy and you know it, take your pants off.

No. I do not want to add your fucking band.

My Interests

feminism, llamas, people who talk to themselves, photographs of people smoking.
Example:

I'd like to meet:


Iron Chef Chinese Chen Kenichi

Music:

the smiths, Janis Joplin, Peaches, Old liz Phair not that new shit-that sucks, le tigre, sleater-kinney, electric six,the faint, the cure, sing sing, carly simon, patti smith, floetry, Erykah Badu, Missy Elliot, De La Soul, Lil' Kim, trina, jacki-o, Salt N Pepa, curtis blow, ani difranco, PJ HARVEY, cat power, Tracy Chapman, ella fitzgerald, etta james, doris day, billie holiday, Portishead, Massive Attack, Bjork, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Team Dresch, Bitch and Animal, the pointer sisters, the four tops, the temptations.

Movies:

Happiness, Series 7: The Contenders, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Pedal, House of Yes - anything with Parker Posey, Psycho Beach Party, escape from alcatraz -- i like most any movie that glorifies prison escapes, drug running, thieving (especially art), and/or spying -- documentaries, Dancer in the Dark, sixteen candles, indie films, being john malcavich, the anniversary party, hairspray, Requiem for a dream, high art, snakes on a plane.

Television:

iron chef, anything about plastic surgery, the amazing race.

Books:

Anything by Amy or David Sedaris. Bushwhacked, Molly Ivans. Fortunate Son, J.H. Hatfield. Letters from a Peruvian Woman, Madame de Graffigny. Feminism is for Everybody or anything else from bell hooks. 101 Wacky Facts about Mummies. Myra Breckenridge/Myron, Gore Vidal. Generation of Swine: Tales of Shame and Degradation in the 80s, Hunter S. Thompson. The Culture of Fear: Why Americans are Afraid of the Wrong Things, Barry Glassner. Dry/Running with Scissors/Magical Thinking, Augusten Burroughs. Hopefully my own muckraking book one day.
Harry Potter and the K.I.S.S. of death, Harry Potter and the lean, mean, fat reducing grilling machine, Harry Potter and the Snuff Film Adventure, Harry Potter and the body that just wont quit, Harry Potter and the Schwag of Doom, Harry Potter and the quickly spreading rash, Harry Potter and the positive pregnancy test, Harry Potter and the over-blown children’s book series, Harry Potter and the I don’t get why so many people read these things.

Heroes:

financial aid, dictionary.com, spell check, coffee