The illest motha fucka in a cardigan sweater.

I am here for Friends

About Me

HI! I'm Steph.
I've been around this scummy scummy scumbag place for 18 years. I live in Rhode Island and it's not a fucking island.
I work at Simon Says Cafe in East Greenwich. I will probably just work there for the rest of my life. Fuck yeah! My future is bright.
I have my left eyebrow pierced twice both done by me and myself. =) I also have 0 gauge plugs in each of my ears. I want to do body modification as a career, either piercing, tattoos or both cuz they are both wicked cool. And ALL THE RAGE.
I have a tendency to be random, obscene, and disrespectful. But mostly I'm a nice, happy, loving, caring, fluffy, pink, giggly, fruity person who fries up babies and eats them for dinner and then saves the leftovers for breakfast the next day. I'd like to be your friend.
THIS...
is the man I love! =)
I worship Wesley Willis and look up to him as a role model. One day I want to be 430lbs, homeless, black and dead!! Suck my dog's dick!
YoU can kontact my stUpid ass on AIM. TheMagicTotoro.
Cockwhores
ShitSpace Layouts

My Interests

Christopher, Eating, smoking, drinking, sleeping, drawing pictures, listening to good music and wesley willis, talking about crack, sometimes driving, jumping on my trampoline, pot, squeezes, apple juice, everclear.. but not apple juice + everclear ...and fucking MAGIC HAT!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

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FUCKYEAH!!!

The coolest mother fucker ever!

Music:

At The Drive-In
Darkest Hour
A Perfect Circle
Deftones
Static-X
Lil Jon
As I Lay Dying
It Dies Today
Marilyn Manson
Bleeding Through
Atreyu
Bullet For My Valentine
Eminem
The Killers
Boy Hits Car
Killswitch Engage
The Doors
Bush
Incubus
Nine Inch Nails
Stone Temple Pilots
Zox
Fuel
Deadsy
The Foo Fighters
Smashing Pumpkins
Dry Kill Logic
AFI
From Autumn To Ashes
The Gorillaz
Led Zeppelin
Nora
Pink Floyd
Rage Against The Machine
Mudvayne
Sublime
Korn
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
System Of A Down
Tool
Wesley Willis *RIP*

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite!!, My neighbor totoro, cat soup, the iron giant, boondock saints, the order, girl interrupted, party monster, fear and loathing, super troopers, scary movie 3

Television:

12 OZ MOUSE, metalpocolypse, squidbillies, Family Guy, Trigun, the Flavor of love, pee-wee's playhouse, the Andy Milonakis show, Invader zim, cops, real tv, MXC

My Blog

Severed ties yeild severed heads//EDIT

its all good... false alarm...
Posted by The illest motha fucka in a cardigan sweater. on Sat, 12 May 2007 05:59:00 PST

Shits and Sticks

i need more pictures... i'm slacking... the summer is here and that means parties and pictures which means good news for everyone because i know everyone loves my amazing paparazzi picture taking skil...
Posted by The illest motha fucka in a cardigan sweater. on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:31:00 PST

I SWEAR TO GOD I LOVE CRACK

So then my mom tells me, "You filthy fucking bitch! You need to get off your ass, stop playing with sheep and get a real fucking job!! Your gonna be out on the street with your father in that dumpster...
Posted by The illest motha fucka in a cardigan sweater. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am drinking coke.

Today I feel retarded. I'm not quite sure why. I'm just bored. I guess retards are bored. Even though that doesn't make sense. See how bored I am? I applied for a job today so I won't be a jobless ass...
Posted by The illest motha fucka in a cardigan sweater. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Queeeerbearssss

So I might as well be writing in my livejournal... I'm so tired *falls asleep* ZzZzZZzzzzz........... Yeah i really need to go to bed so I don't know why I'm still on the computer.!@#$%^&* Well I'...
Posted by The illest motha fucka in a cardigan sweater. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Today I am whole!!

I have set up this blog and therefor achieved my life-long dream. Now I have no reason to live. Later.
Posted by The illest motha fucka in a cardigan sweater. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST