Randy [Owen]

*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:

Basics:
Name: Randy James Atwood
Date of Birth: April 1989
Birthplace: Colorado Springs, Colorado
Current Location: Germany
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5' 6"
Heritage: american/german
Piercings: one in my left ear
Tattoos: an eagle head on my upper back
Favourite:
Band/Singer: AC/DC; SoaD
Song: House of the Rising Sun
Movie: Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
Disney Movie: Cool Runnings
TV show: Everybody Loves Raymond; Family Guy
Color: pink
Food: burgers
Pizza topping: ham and pineapple aka hawaii
Ice-Cream Flavor: vanilla
Drink (alcoholic): I don't drink
Soda: Coca-Cola
Store: Spencer's
Clothing Brand: Fruit of the Loom
Shoe Brand: Sketchers
Season: spring
Month: April
Holiday/Festival: Weinachten
Flower: venus flytrap
Make-Up Item: the brush thing
Board game: chess
This or That
Sunny or rainy: rainy
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
Fruit or veggie: fruit
Night or day: day
Sour or sweet: sweet
Love or money: money
Phone or in person: in person
Looks or personality: looks, then personality
Coffee or tea: tea, coffee sucks
Hot or cold: cold
Your:
Goal for this year: graduate; go to college
Most missed memory: I can't remember, but I sure do miss it.
Best physical feature: my left testicle
First thought waking up: I cannot move, or see.
Hypothetical personality disorder: soliditaritidation
Preferred type of plastic surgery: nose job
Sesame street alter ego: kermit
Fairytale alter ego: kermit
Most stupid remark: kermit
Worst crime: walking around where people can see me :(
Greatest ambition: to live in an all-american house with a nice lawn
Greatest fear: the unknown
Darkest secret: "I am your father"
Favorite subject: me, of course
Strangest received gift: a person's right pinky finger
Worst habit: I oogle too much, but I'm still young
Do You:
Smoke: no
Drink: no
Curse: fuck no
Shower daily: yes
Like thunderstorms: yes
Dance in the rain: no, that's uber-gay
Sing: that's also uber-gay
Play an instrument: what do you mean by "instrument"; the guitar
Get along with your parents: yes
Wish on stars: this is as uber-gay as it gets
Believe in fate: okay, maybe i was wrong, this is uber-gayer
Believe in love at first sight: whats with this uber-gayness... it's like Elton John wrote this survey
Can You:
Drive: no
Sew: no
Cook: kinda
Speak another language: ja, dass kann ich
Dance: no
Sing: no
Touch your nose with your tongue: no, my tongue is rather short... :( sorry ladies
Whistle: yes
Curl your tongue: yes
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: yes
Been Stoned/High: no
Eaten Sushi: no
Been in Love: no, I've come to understand..love does not exist, it's all in the mind
Skipped school: no
Made prank calls: no
Sent someone a love letter: yeah, even though love doesn't exist
Stolen something: no
Cried yourself to sleep: no...uber-gay
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? a bad sense of humor (either too giggly or to serious)
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? whenever I fall asleep
Name three things you can't live without: my heart, my brain, and my penis
What is the color of your room? white, like me
Do you have any siblings? a little sister
Do you have any pets? two white-sheperds (aka canadian sheperds)
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? I'd kill someone I don't know for a million dollars
What is you middle name? James
What are you nicknames? I'm not cool enough for nicknames
Are you for or against gay marriage? against, gay marriage is uber-gay
What are your thoughts ..ion? I'm totally for it
Do you have a crush on anyone? Actually I do. (btw, love does not exist)
Are you afraid of the dark? yes
How do you want to die? decapition
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? one
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? love does not exist, but I'd take a bullet anyway, just to be cool
What is the last law you’ve broken? "enter only if you are older than 21 years of age"
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: brown; blondes are pretty sexy too
Eye color: blue; green (light colored eyes are hypnotizing)
Height shorter than me
Weight less than me, but it's not such a big deal... get it! "big" deal...hahaha
Most important physical feature: the eyes (how uber-gay), then the life feeders aka the breasts (how manly)
Biggest turn-off uncleanliness