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About Me

hanging with my ninja's pissing people off drinking whiskey rum taking znex and pain pills forgetting my life and just plain and simple being better than you{}

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

hitler jeff dunham stephen lynch who ever has the fucking booze u will be my best friend till the booze is gone then you can go to hellQuagmire: Here's to the Drunken Clam, where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I.Quagmire: Fat chicks need love too...they just have to PAY!Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.Quagmire: Hello, 911? Its Quagmire. Yeah, its caught in the window this time.Quagmire: Now that's a woman! That's a house, that's a fish, that's a bee!
Name: buck
Birthdate: may 11th 1987
Birthplace: orlando hell hole fla
Current Location: drlando hell hole fla
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'10
Piercings: none
Tatoos: none
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: dnt need the hassle of being bugged every twenty minutes when im busy and the hassle of not being able to go out and not be bitched at for not calling and tellin them im going out i lik my freedom thanks
FAVORITES
Food: ramen noodles
Candy: reeses
Number: 83
Color: black and any good color that gos with it
Animal: alligators
Drink: sweet ice tea mmmmm
Alcohol Drink: rum whiskey and bud light
Bagel: none
Letter: f then u
Body Part on Opposite sex: ass eyes boobs the normal for a guy and legs
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: burger king i nt have to run to the bathroom afterwards
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: sweet ice tea mmmmmm
Chocolate or Vanilla both
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffee
Kiss or Hug: both
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: punk fuck that ninja shit
Summer or Winter: winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny
Love or Money: money cuz theres no such thing as love
YOUR...
Bedtime: when i get tired an pass out
Most Missed Memory: my gandparents and uncle
Best phyiscal feature: my eyes
First Thought Waking Up: damn i wanna go back to sleep
Fears: clowns and snakes they should both fucking die
Longest relationship: a year
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: yes once it sucked never do it again
Ever been Drunk: yes many times
Ever been beaten up: no
Ever beaten someone up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: any
Favorite Hair Color: any
Short or long:
Looks or Personality: personality but looks does help alil
Hot or Cute both
Drugs and Alcohol: alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: idc
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: many
What country do you want to Visit: ireland
How do you want to Die: painless and quick
Been to the Mall Lately: no to many prep ass wannabes that piss me off
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea
Get along with your Parents: my dad but not my mom shes to bitchy
Health Freak: no
Do you think your Attractive: hell yea im a sexy mofo
Believe in Yourself: yea im the best
Want to go to College: maybe when i actually figure out what i want
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: yes when i feel like it
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: nope there is no such thing as love
Do you Sing: yea by myself
Want to get Married: no
Do you want Children: idk
Have your future kids names planned out: jim jack johnny ron morgan you get the drift

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My Blog

sex poems

roses are redLemons are sourOpen your legs and give me an hourKissing Is A HabitFucking Is A GameGuys Get All The PleasureGirls Get All The Pain10 Minutes Of Pleasure9 Months Of Pain3 Days In The Hosp...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:54:00 GMT

EXPLANATION

A GUY STICKS HIS LOCATION IN A GIRLS DESTINATION TO INCREASE THE POPULATION FER THE NEXT GENERATIONDO YOU GET MY EXPLANATION?
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 00:13:00 GMT

TEMPTATION

SEX IS A TEMPTAION CAUSED BY SENSATION WHEN A MAN PUTS HIS DICTATION INTO A WOMANS VENTILATION DO YOU GET THE CONVERSATION?
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 00:08:00 GMT