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steve

About Me

Play instruments and write music in the bands eftiem and Ou Dede but that doesn't mean I'll leave you a comment with 'cheers for add, mate! Luvin tha choons!' if you add me.'
Sorry about that.
I study English Literature, Cultural Criticism and Language at Cardiff University and work in Asda. Work got addictive after the gap year.
Just because I study English Literature does not mean I revere dead poets.
Just because it saves a second of your life over the space of a year does not mean I will call Cultural Criticism 'Cult Crit'. Just because you have a laptop, it doesn't mean you have to bring it to every lecture and sit staring at the blank screen while all the girls ignore you
Just try and get me to go to a club.
You'll never read my lyrics correctly. Does that make me a bad lyricist? Well, I say it makes you a bad reader.
oh mother

My Blog

So... so what do you want?

Looking for a new perspective? Stuck with the same old pen which won't click on when you're in a hurry and won't click off when you're out of words? I wrote to the woman next door, 'I hope you know wh...
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 18:10:00 GMT

Analysing poetry.

Sigh. It's so futile. Today I have been paying close attention to a poem by Louise Bogan called Man Alone. She knows it's about her husband being distant and not empathising with her and the people ar...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 14:39:00 GMT

Launch the standalone player

I don't know if I'm the only person to whom this information is new and exciting, but who cares. If you launch the standalone version of a myspace player on a band's page it automatically stops any ot...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 17:41:00 GMT

Headliners who bring no-one to see them.

Don't you just love them? I do. Especially when they plead with you (from the stage) to stay and listen to them. Especially when they remove all their heads from the stage so no-one can use their back...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 18:43:00 GMT

My ears have reached a cut off point

When you spend as much of your life listening to and playing  music as I do you might understand this (maybe it's a temporary deafness). After practising for about three hours and surrounding mys...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 20:41:00 GMT

Fucking ticket websites.

In a brave attempt to fight ticket touts websites now limit purchases to eight at a time. Eight a fucking time! Who the fuck buys eight tickets at once except touts? As a result of stupid policies lik...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 20:01:00 GMT

When did it snap out of here?

Maybe we all need electric shocks once in a while?            Maybe the small ones of escalators aren't enough for me?Straighten up.Suit on.Out of the ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 01:54:00 GMT

It's all for this.

Why, when I have been sitting at my desk for about 18 of the 24 hours that have made up the previous two days, have I not done all the essays that are required of me?Why am I even in university?What g...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 17:12:00 GMT

I lost the stick for using my DS

Nothing else works as well. On the plus side my brain is now only 30. 20 would be ideal. You know those people who shout at kebab shop workers? They make me want to research buying a paintball gun. Yo...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 18:03:00 GMT