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It would be nice to write one of those cliche descriptive paragraphs about "Who I'd Like To Meet." You know...The ones that go on about the "Perfect Man." It's always about a man whom exists ONLY in movies; the kind of man people write romantic love novels about. One who likes you for your qualities, yet loves you for your faults. A man who enjoys you at your best and can handle you at your worst. He knows not only when to back down to you, but when to stand up to you! The man who can silence every fear you harbor (and let you in on a few of his own). The same man who thinks you're just as beautiful when you wake up in the morning as you do when you're "all dolled up". He would also be a man who has a lot to prioritize, but still manages to put family above all else. He is what dreams are made of and what most women could only HOPE to have a fraction of! The only problem with me writing something like that is I WOULDN'T like to "meet" him...That would be impossible...I ALREADY HAVE!!!

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RaNdOm JoKeS

~No, Jimmy, I distinctly said that you can "HALVE" your allowance if you mow the lawn. That's why we ask for things in writing.~~Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are wal...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 17:45:00 GMT

THE LAWYER'S CLOCK

After his death, the lawyer found himself with the devil in a room filled with clocks. Each clock turned at a different speed and was labeled with the name of a different occupation. After examining...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 17:42:00 GMT

LAWYER ROAD KILL

A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers walking along the road. The truck driver made it a pr...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 17:39:00 GMT

A MARRIAGE MADE IN HEAVEN

A young couple, in love, were in an automobile accident the night before their wedding, and both were killed.In heaven, they approached St. Peter. "My fiance and I really missed the opportunity to hav...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 17:34:00 GMT

CLEVER LAWYER

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:17:00 GMT