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Dave

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About Me

I saw a man die and didn't know what he was thinking, and this made me sad instead of him dying.

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

I have a habit of sticking pins in dead skin (for example, drawing pins in the soles of my feet).

Music:

Radiohead and shit.

Movies:

I've come to the conclusion that my favourite Monty Python film is the Meaning of Life. The first 40 minutes are by far the strongest thing they ever did.

Television:

Put away those firey biscuits.

Books:

I don't like reading, I've decided.

Heroes:

Steve.

My Blog

An Opinion

People who describe items of clothing as 'fun' should die.
Posted by Dave on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 04:15:00 PST

To anyone who may have recently added me on mypsace

Apparently someone just added me on myspace and sent me a message BUT neither has actually come out. So. Who was it? Hmm?Also:Someone keeps trying to IM me here, but it doesn't seem to work.if anyone ...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 06:56:00 PST

I know it's a desperate cliche

but the whether is really fucking depressing.
Posted by Dave on Wed, 24 May 2006 06:24:00 PST

An extract from my life.

I'm going to see Radiohead in Copenhagen. You see, despite hours of desperate attempts to get tickets in London, a system Meltdown - due to their overwhelming popularity - resulted in no tickets ...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 10:19:00 PST

Rumours

There seems to have been a vicious rumour going round that I was in Brighton this weekend. I wasn't.
Posted by Dave on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 08:06:00 PST

I'm intruiged...

Is there anything in this world that actually works perfectly? Or do we just live in a world of temporary solutions?
Posted by Dave on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 04:48:00 PST

Pointless nostalgia

I have today, for reasons unkown, been nostaligic about old-fashioned slang. And by old-fashioned I mean from my early youth. Words and phrases remembered include: i) eggy - used to denote a growth of...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 02:43:00 PST

Progressive America

Last night, during a repeat of Ricki Lake on ITV2, one of the 'guests', white, made the following remark: "When I was a girl my mother married a black man." This was greeted by a round of applaus...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 04:30:00 PST

Observations

It struck me the other night that I've never actually seen a street light go on. Or off, for that matter. Coincidence? I think not. On a related note - what ever happened to dungarees?...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 10:50:00 PST

I'm a sucker for these things

This is actually the worst thing ever, but I'm bored. It's also deeply uninteresting for anyone who isn't me. It's probably less interesting for me. Do not read on. Things that happened in 2005:( ) St...
Posted by Dave on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 06:27:00 PST