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About Me

Not that easy to explain. I'm completely in love with the idea of being in love, but ridiculously unavailable emotionallY. Wanna be a dad, but act more like a kid than I did when i was one. Feel fat and outta shape, but aint about to work out or change my diet. If the last thing I ate before i got hit by a bus and died was a fuckin salad I'd be pissed. Been told I'm smart, but can't seem to remember anything...especially names and the 1990s. Apparantly marijuana IS the gateway drug. I grew up in LALA land and will defend its soul anytime, anywhere, but love to leave and be other places and see new shit. I'm super moody and way too good at being a dick for most to handle, but will do anything for my friends as long as they don't ask and don't bring it up later. Basically I'm all fucked up, but I live a life of integrity and character based on some spiritual principles I picked up while trudging along....
You Are 62% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?..

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My Interests

Buying shit I don't need for people I don't like with money I don't have... .... .. .. .. .. ..
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You Belong in Brooklyn
Down to earth and hard working, you're a true New Yorker.
And although you may be turning into a yuppie, you never forget your roots. Where Should Your Inner New Yorker Live?

I'd like to meet:

People who think I'm cool. Guys who wanna be me. Chicks that wish their boyfriends were me. Anyone who really enjoys being made fun of. Chicks that are chubbychasers....

Music:

Johnny FUCKIN Cash!!!!

Movies:

IN her Shoes....The YAYA sisterhood....Terms of Endearment....Beaches....

Television:

Anything on Lifetime or Oxygen

Books:

The giving tree. Where the sidewalk ends.The prophet. Under the banner of heaven. Dharma Punx, The Davinci Code, The Alchemist, Choke, Angels and Demons, Lullaby, The Art of War, Conversations with God,The Pilgrimage, Invisible Monster,Dry, O' Pioneers, Catcher in the Rye, Slaughterhouse Five, Wicked, Running With Scissors, Confessions of a Yakuza, The Monk Who sold His Ferrarri, The Big Bizzook (usually while in the bathing room), a gang of short stories (I think i have adult ADD), and an assload of others........ Reading is FUNdamental

Heroes:

My Mama! Hence the "mama's boy" tattoo on the back of my neck. Suzie is a whore!!! True Laker love... The selfless one.... and this guy

My Blog

Why I'm not fat, just big boned.....

DIET TIPS1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar,they cancel each other out.3. When eating with someone else, calories dont countif you both eat th...
Posted by Mescalito on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:16:00 PST

Fuckin Chuck Norris

Subject Things you need to know about Chuck Norris!! Body: 30 Facts You Need To Know About Chuck Norris (NSR)Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.Rather than being birthed...
Posted by Mescalito on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 05:24:00 PST

It's a wrap.....

Around the world in 80 days. Only, without the balloon, flying car, or Jackie Chan. I'm fuckin exhausted.... Wrapped it all up nice and tidy. Now I'm gonna chill out for a day or two in the English co...
Posted by Mescalito on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 02:11:00 PST

Viva Espana!

Thank fuckin Christ I´m outta fuckin India! Spain is one of my new favorite places on earth. Staying in a little town outside of Madrid and really enjoying it. Gets dark at 10pm. Beautiful girls ...
Posted by Mescalito on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 01:07:00 PST

Dot not feather

Ok. So I'm gonna try to be as nice as I can. I understand that one little area doesn't represent a whole country, but damn! India is filthy. I don't mean in a cool sexually deviant way. i mean it's fu...
Posted by Mescalito on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 10:11:00 PST

Late night flight...

SO I'm on a plane having just left Japan on my way to India. Freakin 10 hours and then an 11 hour drive when we get there. Such a glamarous business.Kyoto was amazing. Really had the Japan feel I was ...
Posted by Mescalito on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 08:33:00 PST

cauc-ASIAN?

Ok. So we spent a few days in Tokyo and it was cool. Actually it was just like NY, only cleaner and with more asians. Nice city, lots to do. Just didn't have the feeling `i expected when we were talki...
Posted by Mescalito on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 05:57:00 PST

Things to do....part deux

You can add the worlds highest canyon swing to the list. as well as a little kareoke at the local backpackers bar. I, of course, sang Lionel Richie's "Hello" I mean what else could I do. Defenitely wa...
Posted by Mescalito on Tue, 30 May 2006 12:41:00 PST

Things to do in life checklist

White water rafting in New Zealand......check. Gotta say I had some fun rafting the rapids today. Even got to drop off the biggest commercialy rafted drop in the world. At least that's what I'm told. ...
Posted by Mescalito on Fri, 26 May 2006 09:28:00 PST

Singing inn the rain......

So you know what's really fun? How bout standing on the banks of a river while your friends get to kayak around laughing and playing. Doesn't that sound like a blast? Then maybe you'd like to join me ...
Posted by Mescalito on Thu, 25 May 2006 07:23:00 PST