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Tracie Elizabeth

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About Me

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About me? I don't know what to say. Why don't you just look through my page and make a snap judgement. That's what I do. :)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


name -- Tracie
nick name in high school? --this kid Gabe called me "the toon" coz i can b quite animated at times..does that count?
what is one of yr weaknesses? --not following through w things
what is yr greatest metaphysical fear? --metaphysical? lol well uh..being judged by The Big Man Upstairs i guess..
if u could have one super power, it'd be.. --flying and breathing under water ...or super mojo. oh wait i already have that :P
what's yr favourite kind of ice cream? --cookies n cream
fav actor/ actress? --i have dozens and they change monthly but,...right now i like Christian Bale, Maggie Gyllenhaal, John C McGinley, Kevin Spacey, Dustin Hoffman, Jodie Foster n Tilda Swinton
if u could be Donald Trump for a day u'd... comb my hair differently..& buy the Starbucks chain so i could lower their prices [6.99 for a coffee.. what're you ppl sadists?]
if u could be the opposite sex for a day u'd... piss in the street & walk around all day w my shirt off
favourite song right now is.. "shock the monkey" by peter gabriel
favourite Beatle? i don't have one! ha! I grew up listening to Van Halen, Heart n Led Zep
What did u do on yr last date?? we went and played ski ball, it was fantastic
the worst pick up line ever used on you... "hey!...you!(~burp) u got purdy eyes...(leer) hey where you goin.."
the best pick up line ever used on you... "uh, hi there. Do i know u? I'm sure i know you from somewhere (smile)" ~girls always seem to know what to say & how to say it :D
if u could commit one crime w no punishments..? i'd rob a bank. But i'd do it professionally, like they did in Heat
if you could be President right now, what wd u do?? Be the coolest, blackest man i could be;)...but seriously? i would provide all uninsured American citizens with healthcare, regardless of income..yes it can be done, look at Canada
do u have any phobias?? yes..i'm scared of spiders [i can't help it.. it's been a crippling phobia since birth..] & big sharks or any big, carnivorous wild animal really..
do u have any hidden talents? i do voices. (it amuses only me, lol)
if u had kids, u'd name them... Katherine & David. I like traditional Bible names. None of this.."Skyrod Marshall" or "Mcfaden Rainbow" (yes they are real names)
if u could make out with one (or two) celebs, who wd they be? Famke Janssen, Sarah Mclachlan, & David Boreanez
the country u most want to visit? England, [hurry up and get your passport so we can go kenny!]...& Italy as a close 2nd.
fav sport? baseball, snowboarding (never tried the latter, but wd love to)
If u had Bill Gates' money, what wd u do? party with good looking girls for a couple weeks...then buy everyone i know a new car & house
Biggest pet peeve? rude, indifferent people. (and loud chewing...)
do u think ur attractive? sometimes i am, sometimes not
have u ever been in love? oh yes;)
what's yr favourite feature on a woman? intelligence, sense of humour, bright & beautiful smile
what's yr favourite feature on a man? strong jaw line, thick eyebrows, likes to take out garbage
what's one thing no one knows about u? i love to dance around the house whilst i clean..i sing too, with the broom handle as my mic stand..yep:)
any regrets in life? yes, unfortunately

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My Blog

Warning.This blog contains weighty issues and quite a bit of screaming.Please be advised.

Okay so i've calmed down a bit..but not much. i've slept on the issue, prayed about it... and my mind is made up to write a blog on what is an extremely personal matter for me. i'll admit right up fro...
Posted by on Sat, 23 May 2009 04:10:00 GMT

I love em..but WHAT in ghetto HELL was i thinking?!?!

Oh my goodness. Kittens. Would any of you happen to know if there's a medical record in existence that lists a pair of zealous kittens as being the root cause of a psychiatric break? ....If you know ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 17:39:00 GMT

Only 358 days til Halloween!

A kindly, sympathizing nudge to all my chocolatey faced pilgrims in the audience tonight.. you bet your ass i've noticed..no need to lie to Big Brother you cheeky little buggars  i know Milky Way...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 23:20:00 GMT

Fucking Filibustering.

Well...greetings & hello to you, brave knight.. I must admit you startled me a little, ...i wasn't expecting company here in the turbulent realm where all my thoughts swirl &  broil..no...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 23:30:00 GMT

Joke of the Week

Joke of the Week:      Q. What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex?          A. Be home in twenty minutes.. Brought to us by a staff member for...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 05:23:00 GMT

Books Banned on Social Grounds

Books Banned on Social Grounds 1. The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle 2. Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, by Lewis Carroll 3. Another Country, by James Baldwin 4. The Autobio...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:21:00 GMT

Books Banned on Sexual Grounds

Books Banned on Sexual Grounds 1. An American Tragedy, by Theodore Dreiser 2. The Art of Love, by Ovid 3. The Bluest Eye, by Toni Morrison 4. Candide, by Voltaire 5. Christine, by Stephen King [ha!] 6...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:40:00 GMT

Books Banned on Religious Grounds

For those who've read my Books Banned on Political Grounds blog, here's part 2. Books Banned on Religious Grounds.. {part 3 & 4 are coming soon} {it just keeps getting better} Banned on Religious ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 13:14:00 GMT

Books Banned on Political Grounds

This list originates from Hamline University. It was compiled by Ken Wachsberger, general editor of the Banned Books series. The following list of books were banned from distribution in high scho...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:38:00 GMT

joke of the week returns

Hi, Dicks & Janes that read my blogs.. Joke of the Week blogs are back after an eight month hiadus..i know i know that's a ridiculous length of time not to post any jokes. What can i say...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:56:00 GMT