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Dearest Collective!
As you all may already know ('cause it's relatively old news - like a poop in the sun, gone all hard), our now Ex-Drummer, Chris Hellbound Taylor, left the band on his V8-Mule in Jan/Feb 2008 to persue a carreer in mudwrestling 'gators in the mangroves somewhere deep in the south.
Upon not having seen him for ages, we decided to pluck the old chevy from the shed, and pay the bugger a visit! He seems to be doing fine - he calls his new hometown "hard rock city"! We still don't know what he means by that??!
On our way back from visiting the old man, we bumped into a stranger that smelt hell-high of fishgut! Cat Fishhunter was his name, baiting up was his game! We thought nothing of this strange fellow - but he followed us all the way back home, like a mongerel with belly-ache! Ever since, he's been living in the bunker downstairs, and barely says a word - Just eats fish and plays drums all day long! A perfect match - designed & directed!
So from that day on we've become the Pest: we changed our ideology, and have started taking the term: "The Body Snatchers" way too seriously!
Rumour has it that there are even photos, where we have been caught red handed on film, late at night, in the graveyard doing strange things! We beg to differ!
So just to let you know - if you think you saw something in the corner of your eye, you actually did! Dont call us, we'll call you....
