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Pezwinkle

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About Me

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I had Three coffees i the space of an Hour and i got the shakes !!!!! YAY !! It was great !! I will do it again ! Mwahahaha. I do blame a Davie boy for that though ! You got me hyper !!!I am a 17 year old nutcase, who has escaped from a mental home, somewhere. I have many strange qualities and im sure once i get to know you, i will love you all ! And once youve got to know me, youll want to kill me ! Lol. Na, im not that bad... am i ?? I dunno, ask one of my mates, theyll tell you ! It just takes time to understand me ! Even i don't understand myself ! LOL. Apparently i confuse people, but that is due to the fact that i talk quite quickly and quietly so people cant catch up. I once heard a certain pirate say " You are damn confusing woman". For that i thank you ! Gyyyaaarrr to you Jon ! I have found that i repeat myself, like all the time !! But eh, i always make it into a funny story !! So if i repeat myself to you, just nod and smile. Or hit me ! By the time the last person has heard the stupid things that i have done, its ends up twisted and over the top... I didnt fall on my arse at work and squeeked like a mouse ! I tripped on an empty icecream box and put my hand in the sink !!Anyway..... Lol. I work at Paultons Park, (A kids theme park), with a random crew of people : You have the people who think they are pirates, People who hate their job, People who love wash up..... People that moan if they dont get their own way, People who annoy others and have giggling fits, People that are there for just money and the ones that are over sarcastic and rude !! .... and mute !!!I want help ! LOL. Mental Help ! AnyOne got any suggestions ????LET ME KNOW !!!Leave me how you found me, If you dont understand me, Well thats Just normal ! AND TOUGH !!!Im very Random. Whatever is in my head always pops out. So if i say some thing that you dont understand then its tough really. I Love Marmite !! See, thats how random i really am. If any one has any views or comments on marmite then comment me !! I just want to thank my best mates though ! I love you all soo much !! Poki, Dave, Libbly, Laura, Tashy, Joe, Alex, Ben, Becca, Becky, Ed... many more !! Enjoy my page and BTW DONT EAT MY CRAYONS !DONT FEED MY PENGUIN !!!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Pezwinkle, Pezwinkler, Pezer, Pavillion Spy
Birthday: 4th March 1989
Birthplace: Earth lol
Current Location: Totton - Im not a chav btw
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5ft6.... Apparently.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Meh ?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Cherry Converses
Your Weakness: My Mobile
Your Fears: Spiders, Clowns, The Dark and Drowning
Your Perfect Pizza: Meaty !!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish college with a good grade
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Fucking Mint
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where's the pro plus ?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes and Arse
Your Bedtime: Past 12
Your Most Missed Memory: My pet ant
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither they are chavy !!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea (whatever that is)
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate !!!!!!!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Fuck No !
Do you Sing: Only in the bath....
Do you Shower Daily: Yep
Have you Been in Love: I am at the moment....
Do you want to go to College: I am at college duh !!!
Do you want to get Married: Someday...
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Not really
Are you a Health Freak: Not yet.... *itch*
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeh
Do you like Thunderstorms: O yeah !!!
Do you play an Instrument: Not anymore
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yesterday !
In the past month have you Smoked: I smoked weed at Pokis partay....
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yeeesss
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YUK !!!!!!!!!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: NOPE
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yep
Ever been Drunk: All the time !!!
Ever been called a Tease: Once....
Ever been Beaten up: Many Of Times
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: What am i emo ?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Fashion Photographer
What country would you most like to Visit: Eygpt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green or Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Dont mind
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Im not Picky
Best Clothing Style: Not CHAVY !!!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: I dont care
Number of CDs I own: A variety
Number of Piercings: Loads please !
Number of Tattoos: Loads please !
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret not waiting a wee bit longer before i moved on with a new boyfriend !!! God Damn it !
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My Interests

I love to go to gigs, Festivals and headbang around my kitchen with my mates lol. Pump up the volume and dance like a loony !! Its fun, When im drunk its all good !!! I go hyper and giggley !! And i dont realise that my best mates has stolen my phone ! LMAO ! I am always partying and enjoying life.. While i have it. Lol. Whenever you see me i am always laughing and being myself. I am currently learning sign language ! That is really kool. (No, other than putting your finger up at some-one) LMAO. Its all good. I would love to learn the drums... but that is a very expensive thing that makes my dad's ears and wallet cry !! Lol. I am daddies girl though. We are always getting drunk and giggling at my mum and sister. We are too alike.

I'd like to meet:

I love Rik Mayell !!! He is my all time favourite. I wanna do him so baaad !!! So i would love to meet him !! AND I would really like to meet the cookie monster and the easter bunny, but ive just been told that both of them arent real !!! *cries* I we are talking celebs then maybe..... (This is so corny) Johnny Depp or Val Kilmer.... Ummm. Now i sound like a 7 year old ! Lol.If they were real i would like to meet - Sully from Monsters Inc and Garfield !! Lol

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Music:

I like many good bands, System Of A Down, Rob Zombie, Turisas, Satriycon, Metalicca, Rammstein, Muse, Arch Enemy, Lordi, Wednesday13, Prodigy, Korn, Evanescense, WolfMother, Black Sabbath, Dio, Deep Purple, Green Day, Blink182... Many

Movies:

I like horror and comedy films. Hostel was sick !!! Lol. It was immense. I hate all the romantic comedys !! Clock work orange and pulp fiction are very goood. Thankies poki joe.

Television:

Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, Bottom, American Dad and Many More. I hate Big Brother and Charmed !

Books:

I have to say that i am quite ashamed of how much i dont read !! Lol. The last book i read was "The Art of Dramatic Writing".... Ummm. Premise Premise Premise....

Heroes:

My HERO HAS TO BE RIK MAYELL !!! HE IS THE FUCKING SEX !!! I WOULD DO HIM ! That and Poki. Poki-Joe is me Hero !!! Lol. Love you sexy Lady !!!